root beer guy

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please help me dear God my furby is keeping me captive I haven't eaten in days ●
she/her

[zombie @marsfairyy]

weed only smells bad if you have hate in your heart

[root beer guy @diddilydank]

I don't play but that's my baby BOYYYYY

[Manga Mogura RE (Anime & Manga News) @MangaMoguraRE]

"Tokyo Ghoul" Protagonist Ken Kaneki announced as a Killer in Dead by Daylight!

Release on April 3, 2025!

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

They look like a renaissance painting 😭

[root beer guy @diddilydank]

@halsey Wait wait wait what about ur favorite soup for ur soul

[root beer guy @diddilydank]

@fxingalx The disrespectful nostril laugh that came out of me

[root beer guy @diddilydank]

Death Stranding 2 coming out on gay day it's gonna be so much more emotional than the first

[root beer guy @diddilydank]

@fxingalx I'd like to know how you're grabbing that bad boy off of there when it's heated up 👀

[HOTEL MIRA @hotelmiramusic]

🥺

[rio2011fullmovie.mp4 🦊 @frisbeedawg_]

leave me unsupervised around this and it'll be gone in 45 seconds tops. shits gonna sound like the first sleepover of a long distance relationship

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

america may have seen worse corruption in the past but we’ve never had transparent corruption so enthusiastically approved of by a big chunk of people who stand to gain absolutely nothing from it

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

"Cake and pasta are full of empty calories"
Have you considered that they’re also full of love and joy

[root beer guy @diddilydank]

Sobbing

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

An addition to the Switch patch notes I posted yesterday:
-Fixed the bug where every gift was considered a "loved" gift

[root beer guy @diddilydank]

PLEEEEEEASE

[brian @brianonhere]

Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government

[root beer guy @diddilydank]

Patrick made baked sweet potatoes for us but when he started eating his he just grabbed it and took a bite out of it like it was a Hot Pocket

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

i love sluts! that includes when men are sluts! but there’s a difference between casually sleeping around vs manipulating ur way into pussy online from people who genuinely trusted you. youre not slutty and free ur a loser who should be [redacted]

[root beer guy @diddilydank]

@fxingalx Women are so cruel 😭😭😭

[root beer guy @diddilydank]

@fxingalx I'm so sorry but his last two texts here are the funniest things that have ever come out of his brain like yeah ur right man, bitches are weird for [checks notes] reading