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Rest easy H

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Maya Ishii-Peters Moves To Tuckahoe @meltingmom3nt]

Brushing your teeth with a new toothbrush

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Little gas stop break somewhere in Alabama

[navarro @nvvarroo]

Yo intentando dormir la noche de antes de algo importante

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

A street full of grown men the second they hear a helicopter

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

all relationships can survive mistakes, but they cannot survive patterns. Repeated behavior isn't a mistake, it's a decision, apologies lose meaning when the actions never change

[LAMP @dirtylamp3]

Can’t name a time I didn’t figure it out

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Don't forget to look around and appreciate all the little things going right.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

POV: it’s 2am you are trying to sleep but your gf decides it’s time to tell you all her family stories

[Jum @JesterJum]

Not to sound geriatric but...you know what i miss?

Turning something on and it just works.

No account setup. No app download. No QR code. No "sign in to continue".

Just plug it in and it does the thing its supposed to do.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up

[Allie @searobbing]

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus