Diana

Tea drinking, book reading, Archers listening, cake knitting...

[Diana @didibs39]

@RealKenBruce @markgoodier @greatesthitsuk Congratulations and very much deserved.

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@neale_morrison He's #rood

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@Iggy86250842 It is a bit.🤣🤣🤣

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Did Sean Connery enjoy eating all herbs?

No. Only partially.

#sidesplittingsunday

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First thing this morning, there was a tap on my front door.

My plumber has an odd sense of humour.

#sidesplittingsunday

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@runalongwomble Just started The Mother by @TMLoganAuthor . Got that tingle of a great read coming up and can't wait to see what happens next.

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I've written a song about a tortilla.

Actually, it's not so much a song as a wrap.

#sidesplittingsunday

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@FintanTheWrong 249

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@brit_battleaxe Easy to grow from seed on the kitchen windowsill too. The scent is said to deter flies and I think it worked, definitely used less fly spray this year.

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@PenguinUKBooks Blood Rites by Rachel Lynch. One in a series of excellent police procedurals set in the Lake District. Enjoyably readable.

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@BrokenByWar Panic.

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@minimooey I think you're right.

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@essexjackbt Happy Gotcha Day Wilbur.

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@RobTemple101 There's never any need to muck about with cheese.

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Ken Dodd was going to form a new supergroup with Jon Bon Jovi.

They were going to call it By Jovi.

#badjokeFriday

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@SoVeryBritish Fetch a cloth Granville.

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According to the latest study there are 10,000,000 overweight people in the country and 5,000,000 extremely overweight people.

Obviously though, those are just round figures.

#badjokeFriday

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Dave bought a 50-year-old box of After Eights on eBay for £500.

They were worth so much because they were still in mint condition.

#badjokeFriday

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@Stevie5667 Dunno why they all get so obsessed with hairs. Hair sheds and apart from food prep areas, so what. One thing that makes me laugh is denial of dust even when it's there for everyone to see on film.