Chris Powers

I'm awesome and I know it so blow me bitch

[Chris Powers @didsisawesome]

40-Volt Lithium Electric Ice Auger https://t.co/LLL1TfJnnw via @https://twitter.com/indepthoutdoors

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ION PRE-SEASON GIVEAWAY #giveaway #win https://t.co/XBXsbrnnm4

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Check out "this promotion" https://t.co/kqpEtB6DCd

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Striker Ice Predator Suit! https://t.co/1xgB8gec2Y

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Win Name The Game Gear! via https://t.co/P3uveqslVw

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I would do anything to go hang out with the #duckdynasty guys for a day

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You know you live to close to your neighbours when you can't even take a piss in your own yard

[Lizcoin intern @LizcoinIntern]

If your girlfriend has a black eye and still leaves the kitchen, #YouAintHittinItRight.

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#IfIWonTheLottoIWould go party with Charlie Sheen, he knows how to party

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

The less you give a damn, the happier you will be.

[Lizcoin intern @LizcoinIntern]

Anyone can do well in life, get a good job and enjoy themselves, no matter whether you're white or non-black, rich or wealthy, man or male.

[Chris Powers @didsisawesome]

@FunnyRacist @NSRevolution_ @TheFunnyRacist @White_Pride__
It's not illegal to be white... Yet!

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck Bitches

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@BZapar this shit is complicated lol