Die4Shayne

[thot catalog @trekpup]

A reality tv show where self-proclaimed flamboyant gay men get a masc makeover and try to live DL for 30 days, call it Trade School

[shoosh 🐝🐝/🐝 @shoosh__girl]

told my boss im transgender and she said “Oh yeah we have two of those in I.T. One of them’s a furry she comes in with a tail sometimes” so whole workplace is just beast mode i guess

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

The cancerous lung killing weed carts class action settlement will be my 401k

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

oh you somehow managed to stop the maxey-lebron pick and roll this time? here’s a jaylen brown tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween

[Die4Shayne @die4shayne_]

Asked a sitting congressman at my job to pass reparations, nigga looked at me like

[🐺 Bam🧛🏿 @LG0_Hendrixxx]

Tattoos don’t need to mean SHIT at all if u like it and want it on ur body thats more than enough

[Die4Shayne @die4shayne_]

I be quintuple texting I never gaf

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

Haven't drank in 3 weeks. Been waking up early, exercising, embracing the day, and tending to my duties with little to no umbrage. I accept and emit positive energy in radiant waves to my loved ones and enemies. I am myself's ideal version. Anyway, it sucks and I want to die.

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

great time to get an english degree honestly nobody can read or write you might become scribe to the king in the next 15 years if you know cursive the way things are going

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

my neighbor been listening to All I Need by radiohead for 83 minutes straight. i think he finna do it

[leak | the waviest boss 🌊 @spikeleak_]

ravyn lenae man

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

I really enjoy the new Steve Lacy album and think it gets better with every replay. The lyrics aren’t immature he just keeps dating white men so obviously the lyrics are gonna sound like that. 8/10.

[Diante Lee @DianteLeeFB]

Album literally got me through working 5AM shifts at a horrible call center job with a 3 month old at home who struggled to sleep and breastfeed 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[• @CuhWristChin__]

Yes I like that, let it eat away at you internally until you are ready to ruin the chemistry!

[tasha🇳🇬🏳️‍⚧️ @tashakanxo]

them niggas racist as fuck with no motion i could drop a five dollar bill around an argentinian family of 17 and them niggas will fight to the death over it like rabid dogs

[Colb @___Colb___]

You try to eat right and make healthy choices and now you’re rewarded with a potential parasitic infection that is insane.

[NiggaBallZ33 Tha Stroke God @mrstrokemyshit7]

PervertWhoDontTakeNoForAnAnswer….

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Blowing fent cart smoke on my parents’ misogynistic genderfluid dog