Big D

Pedantería filosófica. Sándwiches jamón-pan-jamón. Vida. No creo en dios ni en la música Chill Out.
Nunca sé como estará el clima al día siguiente.

[Big D @diego_dayz]

-No me gusta que me llamen "papi" o "papito" prefiero "amo" o "maestro"
-Si, pero le pregunto ¿Porque quiere este trabajo?

[Wonder @Golforo]

One of my favorite things about this Cartoon Network leak is that I get to see the backgrounds in HD now.

The Ed's had so much personality hidden in their rooms. Double D owning legos, Ed owning model kits, cool stuff.

[michael or the @Dotson03]

I’m gonna stop looking at my phone

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek.

I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot.

Monday through Thursday.

Same salary.

Same workload.

Productivity actually increased.

People were happier.

Turnover dropped.

It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted.

So naturally we ended it.

If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Oh it’s one of these games, I’m good

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: United Kingdom issues new 9 page behavioral guide for asylum seekers explaining that consent is required for sex, women have equal rights, & sexual harassment is unacceptable.

[🛸 @aidabel_]

El gimnasio me enseñó que todos los ejercicios son de espalda si los haces lo suficientemente mal

[Shakapp Rodríguez @ShakaAnCap]

Por estás cosas son que las mujeres que se esfuerzan tienen el estigma de ser tratadas como comodín, siempre estará quien piense que estás ahí por qué se está cubriendo una cuota, peor aún si el trabajo es técnico, estás jododa o te usan de estandarte de miren que buena la inclusión o dudan de tu capacidad.

[Fakko @FanAkko]

It's kind of beautiful how the feminists and the incels both always default to cuck fantasies. Like, despite all our differences, we really are all just the one human race

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

Women think they're bisexual, but they have no idea what it's like to really be horny for women. When women start sniffing panties, then we can talk

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"

[Big D @diego_dayz]

Dropping old batteries in one of those battery bins for recycling feels so good, feels like you're doing a lot but you're literally doing what you should.

[Lebron Q. Septa (The Dunce For Red October) @dropkick_murray]

Gen Zer seeing a Mambo No. 5 reference: “the world is a deeply evil place”

[INVOICE PAPI @donchdeejay]

NOT THE AIR HORSE 1S

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I loved Ray 😭😭😭😭 can't wait to see him again

[Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️ @theralkia]

A lot of people are like this

[☄ @cupagu]

3 ajolotes ninja adolescentes mutantes que se llamen Orozco, Rivera y Siqueiros.

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Finally, man-made horrors within my comprehension

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

I’m glad men are private with our loneliness and just kill ourselves, cause what the fuck do you mean a fellas-tines day? Are you good my nigga

[Narwitz @Narwitz0747]

It’s easy to dunk on young people but this environment was created by those before them. Media has gotten dumber. School has gotten worse. And they lack widespread thoughtful media. Consider how much History channel, Discovery, & others have devolved to become less educational…