BREAKING: Donald Trump’s spokesperson absurdly claims that Trump takes “countless photos with people” and so it’s not shady that he was photographed with infamous former mob boss Joey Merlino — the man who ran Philadelphia’s mafia. RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP IS A CRIMINAL!
I was just watching CNN and they constantly say that the January 6th committee has Subpoena all these people and they don’t show up.
THEY DONT SHOW UP BECAUSE THE GOD DAMN DEMOCRATS ARE BALLESS. If it was the REPUBLICANS THEY WOULD THROW THEIR ASSES IN JAIL! I’m embarrassed
BREAKING: House Democrats introduced a bill that would limit U.S. Supreme Court Justices to 18-year terms. If passed, Clarance Thomas would be forced into retirement.
BREAKING: A Florida man bellows out “fuck Joe Biden” while assaulting and punching a CVS employee, possibly breaking her nose — he has been arrested and charged with felony battery. RT IF YOU THINK THAT MAGA REPUBLICANS ARE VIOLENT BRUTES!
BREAKING: New book reveals that Donald Trump planned to become a squatter in the White House after losing to Joe Biden, told an aide “I’m just not going to leave” and “We’re never leaving. How can you leave when you won an election?” RT IF YOU THINK IT’S TIME TO PROSECUTE HIM!
BREAKING: Trump suffers another humiliating court loss as a federal judge dismisses his lawsuit against a Hillary Clinton in which he claimed that she conspired with the FBI and the Justice Department to “target” him — ruling that Trump has ZERO evidence. RT TO THANK THE JUDGE!
BREAKING: MAGA is dealt a crippling blow as a federal judge rules that Sen. Lindsey Graham MUST appear before the Georgia special grand jury investigating Trump’s illegal efforts to undermine the election. RT TO THANK THE JUDGE FOR UPHOLDING DEMOCRACY!
BREAKING: Donald Trump demands that America declare him the “rightful winner” of the 2020 election or else call it “irreparably compromised” and hold a new election for him “immediately” because of some nonsense about Hunter Biden’s laptop. RT IF YOU THINK TRUMP IS DELUSIONAL!
BREAKING: MAGA Senator Lindsey Graham threatens that there will be “riots in the streets” if Donald Trump is prosecuted for his dangerous and criminal mishandling of classified documents. RT IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD PROSECUTE HIM ANYWAY AND LOCK UP ANY RIOTERS!
BREAKING: A shocking bombshell paragraph in the newly released Mar-a-Lago affidavit reveals that Trump stole classified documents marked “HCS” which refers to human sources/spies who could be killed if their identities are exposed. RT TO DEMAND THAT TRUMP BE TRIED FOR TREASON!
BREAKING: Donald Trump attacks Mitch McConnell and his corrupt wife, calling her Elaine "Coco" Chao — presumably because Trump doesn't know how to spell "cuckoo" — and implies that both of them should be "prosecuted." RT IF YOU THINK THAT ALL THREE SHOULD BE PROSECUTED!
BREAKING NEWS: CBS News drops bombshell, reveals that the Mar-a-Lago security video that was seized by the FBI proves that multiple people “had access to the storage areas” where Trump stashed the highly classified documents. RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP MUST BE CHARGED!
BREAKING: Donald Trump gets TERRIBLE news as new polling reveals that a whopping 49% of American voters approve of the FBI's raid of Mar-a-Lago — proving that the Republican smear campaign against the Bureau and DOJ isn't working. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THE MAR-A-LAGO RAID!
BREAKING: Trump’s former White House attorney, Ty Cobb, demands that Trump be “disqualified” from running for ANY public office ever again because he “provided aid and comfort to insurrectionists” on January 6. RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP MUST BE BANNED FROM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!
BREAKING: In a major loss for Trump, a federal judge slaps down Trump’s attempt to dismiss a lawsuit filed against him by the Capitol Police officers who risked their lives and were injured during his January 6 insurrection. The case will now go to trial. RT TO THANK THE JUDGE!
BREAKING NEWS: In an embarrassing twist for Trump, a new FOX News poll finds that Democrat John Fetterman has a whopping 11-point lead over Trump-endorsed Dr. Oz in the pivotal Pennsylvania Senate race. RT IF YOU HOPE THAT FETTERMAN BEATS TRUMP’S DR. OZ IN NOVEMBER!
BREAKING: Donald Trump melts down after the New York Times correctly states that his power in the GOP is "weakening" and pathetically demands that the paper surrender its "manufactured" Pulitzer Prize. RT IF YOU LOVE TO SEE HIM SQUIRM!