Carlo Cancelotti

Spiritually still residing in 2000s Serie A (minus the match-fixing). Mainly talking about now and non-now soccer things and also British comedy things.

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Spotlight of appreciation for how much mustard AC Milan commentator Suma puts on his pronunciation of Simon Kjaer’s name

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@Britannica @Phil_Lewis_ No

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Like I would say the main characteristic that defines a snake is that it can’t stand

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It’s crazy how we all just accept cobras as a thing and don’t make a bigger deal about how insane they are. Like what do you mean you’re a snake and you can STAND???

[🥂⋆.˚Fizzy Fresh★🫧🪩⋆｡ °⋆ @FizzyxFresh]

Taking my everything shower

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@PabloTorre @HitFactoryPod Nothing says “I support women” like whatever the fuck he’s doing

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@ATLHawks This kid rocks so hard. I gasped at the cardinal.

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@TheWapplehouse This is what you call class-conscious white women

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Red for Enzo Fernandez. Sucks to suck!!

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Shakira got more WC caps for Colombia than James Rodriguez

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Thomas Tuchel said “bring on the giant!”

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England just pivoting to take it on the chin, spirit of the Blitz strategy for defending

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DJED SPENCE MISTER CLEAN

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@_Zeets “Today I feel like Margaret Thatcher”

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@_Zeets “Today I feel like Margaret Thatcher”

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@elivalley @TheWapplehouse They took the phrase “square shoulders” literally and said let’s give him one of those tangram bodies.

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@tosinmm_ I’m always caught out by Fabian Ruiz’s height. He has the face of a much smaller man. When I saw him standing next to Raya in the champions league final I was like “what’s going on here?”

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I will say I’m slightly missing the movement and dynamism that comes from when Koundé has his hair in a ponytail or pushed back headband

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Huge things happening 🥋

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Morocco being told “Jules Kounde is wearing a black headband”

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Hossam Hassan hit him with the “no backs - bubbles”