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help I can’t shut up

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

again, so rich coming from a literal crack baby vp

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

JD Vance saying, “God forbid we have a President El-Sayed in three years,” when he has four brown children at home is just fucking unbelievable.

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

overly dedicated. Women’s bodies are not public property always up for grabs and discussion so that you have a bigger dating pool?? Ew

[j💟 @bxkigx2]

everyone working hard asf to ensure that males have sexual access to women no matter what

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

After I left undergrad, all I had to do was send a singular email to get an interview. Hired within the month. Could hop to another company fast af. Now just applying will not work, you are competing with people ur senior and junior for the same damn jobs

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

This job market is next level brutal.
In 2008-09 you could still land an entry level office job through a staffing agency. Today that option is completely gone.

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

bomb my ex’s house kathy thnx

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Gov. Hochul reveals New York is planning a “massive expansion” of nuclear power — aiming to build more than the entire U.S. has built in the past 30 years.

[B @BlSBAAS]

not a single fine shyt from argentina very hard on the eyes team

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

your wife needs to take away your phone

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Argentina = Knicks

[Sam @halaljew]

Actual Italians haven’t lived in Little Italy for generations, it’s just an open air museum for tourists. It’s not a real neighborhood. If you want good Italian food without throngs of tourists surrounding you, go to Arthur avenue in the Bronx

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

ew shut up

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

NYC needs a temperature word that’s the opposite of “brick”

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

I did my lil mental janazah for the qns blvd White Castle, the way this borough is mourning that joint is real community

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

I will never pass up my chance to vote now, we are swinging that shit back as a whole city idc

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

Uhhh nah, immigrant communities and enclaves mobilized for Mamdani in a way that way outnumbered transplant voters. Young voter turnout went up but not all young people in ny are transplants….

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

everyone in NYC loves mamdanistan and hates transplants even tho that voting bloc is why mamdanistan exists now lol

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Most of nypd is under 5 feet 6 inches and we need to discuss this

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

hate this bitch ass brand

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

she’s wearing makeup again and no voice cracks?? Wowow

[New York Mickey @MickmickNYC]

Keys to the City: Alicia Closes Tribeca After Knicks Lock Down Historic Win 🏆❤️‍🔥 @Tribeca

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

I’m glad the championships are over so I don’t have to 1. see that timothy boy’s bad dental hygiene on my screen again 2. drink henny

[knees 🇵🇸 @PeerPressurDoIt]

This is what happens when you get a radical islamist Mayor btw. You get results

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

Lmaoo the way we were calling him extraterrestrial last night

[brian b.dot™️ miller @bdotTM]

this looks like when they tried to integrate schools in the south.

[blah @senoraurora]

Cause they were losers in their hometowns and now they’re bringing that energy to nyc

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

what if Knicks win and the whole crowd just jump secret service and do they thing

[🍉 @dietcok3head]

Spiritually dead and low vibrational place

[ray (parody) @yafriendray]

why is getting off the L at Bedford low key embarrassing