DatboiA 🥱

Just a weird guy trying to make a difference in people's lives

[Haru 🇺🇸 @HaruhiismOtaku]

Most men can't get a date so they have next to zero experience talking to a woman.

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

This is how I know yall don’t pay attention to shit that actually matter.

[🇦🇫 @M1L4GR03]

That 0.18 is 180 fucking billion dollars. Do you realize how insane that is?

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

I like women who like me, want to be with me, call me, text me, and take me out. All that nonchalant, broke, wicked, and ‘main character’ aesthetic doesn’t move me.

[Interesting Sciences @amazing13_13]

When Your Brain Glitches While Socializing

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I can’t afford to fail, I don’t even know how to ask people for money.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Henry Stickmin makes a surprise appearance in the new ‘Among Us’ animated series.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨 @dontasktolink]

Embarrassed > homeless

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Bring back $5 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

You’ll never find a man more stressed than a man in his 30s or 40s who thought he’d be further in life by now.

You’re not alone brotha. Don’t give up.

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

Yeah it’s called crippling anxiety and cratered self esteem

Sometimes people aren’t in relationships not because they’re assholes or women hating incels, they’re just trying to get by without feeling like a burden to everyone else

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

man real talk i feel like y'all really just don't want to accept the world simply just isn't fair sometimes

[P @Pjustgotback]

I don't know if a relationship is even in my life plans anymore.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 4x