Arsalan

Avid reader of books on finance, Law & History.
Logical, Pet Lover, not a fan of ur political party, Sports Enthusiast. Messi & Federer. RTs aren't endorsements

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

If it’s Spain v. Argentina they should award the third place spot to Cape Verde

[Arsalan @differentarslan]

#ARGvENG

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Is Messi playing?

[Arsalan @differentarslan]

Tuchel, that was a masterclass in blunder. Why would you have 6 defenders when you're bossing the game? Sigh!

#ENGARG

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Imagine being so good that people start believing the whole sport is rigged and designed for you to win. 🥶

[Messiah Yaniss 🇨🇵🇩🇿🇸🇳 @MessiahYaniss16]

Ce serait tellement drôle de voir 10 Ronaldo furieux parce qu’un autre Ronaldo a marqué.

[♥️ @LdotNatalie]

I thought they were stealing your jobs

[Arsalan @differentarslan]

This is opposite my house, and yes it's been absolutely insane for a couple of days. However, what do you expect Sadika khan to do in this? Put an air conditioner in the bus? Put a live drink station on the bus? He can't control the weather and you're getting fairly paid.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

A London bus driver has had to pull over because the heat became unbearable, needing bucket of water poured over his head just to cool down.

He asks a very fair question for Sadiq Khan

“What temperature is your office?”

Air conditioning on buses should be standard, not luxury.

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Messi is a joke. For me the best ever.

[ESPN @espn]

Bro is experiencing prime Messi 😭🔥

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[Nikhil. @fundoozx]

A man is only strong until Lata Mangeshkar starts singing luka chuppi

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Aura.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Knowing that midget, he might go ahead and drop a brace or hattrick against Algeria

[Pavel Durov @durov]

India’s IT ministry banned Telegram for one week because some users shared leaked exam questions.

This punishes 150M+ ordinary Telegram users in India — not the insiders who leaked the exam materials.

And the ban hasn't stopped anything. The leaks just moved to other apps.

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

@KartiPC @NTA_Exams You should also shut down all the shopping malls since there might be a theft in one of them. And close the roads because I heard someone was speeding.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The laws of physics I created do not apply to Lionel Messi.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.