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like writing stories sometimes

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Eli Junior Kroupi - Real People
https://t.co/mCmI6CMFSy

[t @diffpitches]

Haaland has 55 goals in 49 games for Noway?

[Jösef @ilovemilkcakes]

Might be funniest TikTok I’ve seen in a while

[zispoms @imzispoms]

that second paragraph is genuinely insane

[t @diffpitches]

Potentially the start of a dynasty me thinks

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚫️🔵 Inter will now push to advance on Marco Palestra deal after selling Denzel Dumfries to Real Madrid.

Premier League clubs also keen so open race, Atalanta to start negotiating at €50m initial price tag.

€40m discussed with Inter, not enough.

🎥 https://t.co/RkXzjnX2sA

[t @diffpitches]

Probs got the best possible Minteh replacement on the market damn

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨🆕 Brighton have reached a verbal agreement with Zadok Yohanna. The 18 y/o talented winger is one of their priority targets. Many clubs closely monitoring the situation.

Negotiations with AIK are ongoing. RB Leipzig are currently out of the race as the deal is considered too expensive.

@SkySportDE 🇳🇬

[beyond90 @beyond90ftbl]

Arda Guler (21), Can Uzun (20), Kenan Yildiz (21)

You won’t find many young attacks in world football with more talent and more excitement than this one

All capable of winning a game all on their own

🇹🇷scary hours.

[t @diffpitches]

There’s actually no excuses for him not be at the bridge next season icl

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Lewis Hall and Manchester United one to watch, as reported two weeks ago.⬇️

[t @diffpitches]

I do wonder which ‘prem-proven, elite players’ that Winstewart have in store for us because all the ones on the market are being snapped up

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Real Madrid have verbal agreement in place with Ibrahima Konaté!

Four year deal to be signed, depending on if/when Florentino Pérez is re-elected.

Here we go, expected right after. 🔜

Konaté put Saudi bids on hold for Real Madrid, as @marcosbenito9 reported.

[Adam Nathan @adamdnathan]

The Italian what??

[t @diffpitches]

Thought it would be much better tbh

[` @_chudox_]

En un universo paralelo, la selección de Yugoslavia presenta su nómina para el mundial.

[t @diffpitches]

This is the same guy who was at Forest???

[Brasil Football 🇧🇷 @BrasilEdition]

Danilo has been involved in 15 goals in 2100 minutes this season….

Easily one of the best goal scoring midfielders on the planet 🇧🇷

Going to be a HUGE surprise for many fans at the World Cup 💯

[t @diffpitches]

The way this club runs it’s briefs is actually horrific

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🚨🇧🇷 Andrey Santos is NOT considered to be untouchable, but that does not mean Chelsea want to cash in on him. Decisions on senior players going out on loan will be made later in the window.

(@SJohnsonSport) #CFC

[t @diffpitches]

Lavia and Tosin both apparently want to be kept despite not adding anything to this squad. How much power does actually Shields have??

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 ❌ Clubs are keen on Romeo Lavia, but Chelsea want to keep him as things stand. (@SJohnsonSport @TheAthleticFC)

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

Black Thought speaks on his unreleased track ft. JID & Saba coming soon:

“I feel like it’s a timeless classic. They are 2 dope, brilliant MCs”

@VibeMagazine

[t @diffpitches]

That's a crazy feature list wow

[UK Rap Daily @UKRapDaily]

JOE JAMES

DEBUT ALBUM

‘T.E.N.E’

FEATURING:

- DAVE
- LANCEY FOUX
- LOYLE CARNER
- HAK BAKER

JULY 10TH 🚨

[Goals Xtra @GoalsXtra]

😱A scandalous incident in Ecuador's Serie B! 🇪🇨

🚑 The vehicle carrying an injured player to the touchline ran over another player waiting on the sidelines.

[t @diffpitches]

Nusa def getting a big move after the WC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 EXCL: Chelsea reject approaches from clubs around Europe and two from Premier League for Josh Acheampong.

Defender seen as untouchable for the new era under Xabi Alonso, first decision made together between #CFC and new coach.

Acheampong stays, under contract until 2029.

[beyond90 @beyond90ftbl]

In-house solutions

Chelsea have Landon Emenalo (18) waiting in the wings, a player who’s been bossing academy football for over a year now

Capable of playing left-back or in midfield, he has the brain, technical and physical qualities that make him ready for first-team football now

Very tidy in possession, nice vision and has great timing and reading of the game. Regular Cobham watchers will know how good he really is

Sometimes you don’t need to go out on loan to prove you’re good enough. Emenalo deserves to be part of Chelsea’s first-team next year

another top full-back from cobham.

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at