Chandra Sorrow

born in 7 retrogrades as a silly goose.

[Chandra Sorrow @digianmustard]

@_Amanda_1984 @WMThought @McDonalds **McThoughts and McPrayers ❤️💋

[Chandra Sorrow @digianmustard]

Hey @CoinbaseSupport — I bought 0.00287 BTC in 2017. Never sold. Never touched it.

Today I only have 0.00019 BTC. No transaction history. No support access. Just a chatbot telling me to “submit a ticket” with no way to do it.

Ref: 5W2E3XE3. FIX. IT.

#Coinbase #MissingBTC

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[👑 τop τier 👑 @_iDreamOfTreni]

@kemimarie I just wanna know when the closeout sale so I can use code “RICO” to check my cart out for 90% off 🤧😩😂

[Chandra Sorrow @digianmustard]

Um @oreo??? Sup with missing cookies in a brand new package?!

[Chandra Sorrow @digianmustard]

Do you even have a mouth if it isn’t all chewed up on the inside?

[Chandra Sorrow @digianmustard]

I just went to smoke my vibrator instead of my vape. This is getting out of hand. #vapelife

[Chandra Sorrow @digianmustard]

@empressatlantis I was born with 8. I love it here.

[🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱 @empressatlantis]

FIFTEEN PLANETS ARE IN RETROGRADE. THAT IS WHY EVERYTHING SUCKS RIGHT NOW!!! SLOW DOWN!!!!

[Awo @akin0law0]

The confidence of a dead wrong Sagittarius needs to be studied

[Chandra Sorrow @digianmustard]

Me: It was really nice to see you.
Drunk guy at bar: and also with you.

[Madame Black Swan 🕷🦢 @DrIndyEinstein]

men be like “did you do a spell on me?” - like yeah the spell is called “being a goddess”

[Chandra Sorrow @digianmustard]

If he has a headboard, I’m at least interested.

[night vale quotes @nightvale_quote]

I'm sure it's just a plain old dog park and not an alt dimensional portal.

[𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙟𝙖 @sunnydrip]

becoming a woman is realizing a lot of men are pathetic. and it is not our job to deal with that or fix it

[แจ๊ค™ @thailandexotic]

in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition

[Chandra Sorrow @digianmustard]

Tested positive for needing my 😺 ate like a death row meal.

[Chandra Sorrow @digianmustard]

Just bc I’m over it, doesn’t mean it don’t suck still hearing and learning new shitty things you always suspected. Always worth the continuous growth 🙏