Mark Sutton

Technologist with kids and a dog who likes flower photos, Frisbee, and Presidential biographies (not necessarily in that order). I like those things too.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@jbendery Actually no. FDR’s first VP described the job as “not worth a bucket of warm piss.”

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@LeeHepner Your expectations are entirely out of line with reality. Tell me you are young and have not experienced real life without telling me. Sorry your pizza was expensive and late my dude. Happens. Go live life. It’s better than whatever you are doing now with this bullshit.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@stoolpresidente I love Baltimore so much.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@jacksettleman Home games? Most of them.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@JonahDispatch @BaronDestructo I’ll start another paper company then another one. I have no shortage of names!

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@Adam_Karpiak I’m really excited to be discussing this opportunity.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@JWepp Calling for some ketchup and maybe a napkin or two.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@HorseshoeBmore your game day parking is horrid. Took an hour to get in and I’m still can’t get out 2 hours after game over. $125 for this is a total scam. Never again.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@JasonLaCanfora Periodic reminder to mute your sorry ass.

[Jeff Matson 👾 @TheJeffMatson]

Alright, y'all - part 2 of my "Matt vs Everyone" series is out.

(I really wish this wasn't a series, but here we are...)

Bear with me - I'm a little behind right now. I'm writing as fast as my COVID-addled brain can process. More shortly.

https://t.co/DKbuhpAAXm

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@NicheDown ACF counts for nothing? WP would be unusable for a whole segment of projects without it. Also growing user base? Why only counting core commits? It’s an ecosystem and WPE is a huge part of it.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@rmccue Good take. Sure WP could contribute more code but is adding thousands of users to the WordPress community not a contribution? Absurd to say the only way to give back is to commit to a repo.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@randomrecruiter Not at all. If you live a good distance from work centers, commuting gets crazy expensive, not just gas and tolls, but time. If you have kids, you need to pay more for child care. It adds up quickly. And what about wardrobe? Working from home is way cheaper for many of us.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@jcalvinmeyer Accurate. It was so damned hot.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@editti22 I muted him. Engaging just feeds him more.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@Jeffdthompson Masterpieces get saved. Good efforts get photos snapped and discarded. Obvious half-assed efforts get canned quickly and ruthlessly. Every house needs a hatchet person. I take that role seriously!

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@JasonLaCanfora You are seriously the worst. You’ve been around long enough to know better and yet you persist in the nagging and trolling. Quiet when the team does well. Insufferably smug when adversity arises. Literally the worst.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@eatinerni That soggy ass corn cob.

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

@HumansNoContext Good time to read “Stuck” by @OliverJeffers

[Mark Sutton @digitalsutton]

#orioles fans. Good time to breathe. No adversity last year till we got swept in the playoffs. This is a talented team with a legit shot to go far. Frustration is warranted but support is essential. We haven’t earned the right to boo these birds. Best days are ahead!