Digital Yoda

Net Scholar. VC Consigliere. Web 4.0 Engineer. 80's Kid.

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@TreyYingst Keep em coming!!!!!

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@Delta , you limp-dick sky pimps, I'm DONE. Torch all three of my Amex cards in the fuckin' fireplace—your "elite status" is straight-up cum-stained toilet paper. It ain't real, it's a participation trophy to keep suckers like me hard for fake perks.

Airline shenanigans finally caught your greedy ass, huh? CEO's still balls-deep in his bonus yacht money while the rest of us get fucked at the gate. Eat shit @ed_bastian @Delta

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

BILL MAHER 🫳🏼🎤

“I love hypocritical America, see, liberals suddenly LOVE the Pope!
Doesn’t believe in gay marriage, no women priests, but now since he’s feuding with Trump, MSNBC LOVES this guy”

The left will embrace anyone who attacks Trump

Hypocrisy

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@McInnispicks Doucher

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@R1m011 @JetBlue Same experiences. We don’t fly airline anymore.

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@JM_Silva22 @JetBlue It’s because this airline SUCKS.

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@CurtisHouck And x beat everyone.

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@JetBlue It’s too big of a problem for a DM to fix. We’ll just fly another airline until JetBlue workers stopping acting like cunts.

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@JetBlue Terrible treatment and attitudes from the gate agents boarding flight 1067, HPN to PBI. Not the first time. Seems that others are also contending with bad everything from JetBlue. Gate employees and flight attendants are on a power trip constantly. Someone should tell them to smile!

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

If you want to follow a guy with an admirable commitment to posting the truth despite biases he may hold, follow this guy

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@NBCNews Great. We want a refund.

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@libsoftiktok @megynkelly @FLNursingBoard Fuck this dude.

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@cthousegop this is what they're concerned with

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@EricLDaugh They should fix the engines in the fucking Escalades

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@flyjsx We’ve flown JSX many times, but our last flight was a disaster caused entirely by their own staff. The check-in agent never asked for our dog’s paperwork, never checked if we had a carrier, and never updated the manifest correctly — even though we always select “service animal” when booking.

Because of his mistake, the flight attendant who seemed already irritated, spoke over us, refused to listen, and demanded we shove a puppy under the seat in a designer handbag — not even a safe carrier. Instead of reviewing our documents, she escalated immediately to the captain and supervisor, who removed us from the plane without explanation or apology. Other passengers were shocked at how poorly it was handled.

To make it worse, the same check-in agent then tried to cover himself by falsely claiming we were removed because I “swore at the pilot,” which is simply not true. We were removed because JSX mishandled the entire situation from start to finish and refused to take our paperwork.

This was an avoidable mess created by untrained staff and made worse by rude, dismissive behavior. Extremely disappointed — JSX needs serious retraining before calling itself a premium airline. #flyjsx

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@SpencerHakimian he was at maralago

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@7aboob411 @KobeissiLetter Same. It’s over.

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@MikeGeeNY00 @nypost Correct.

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@ewarren God she’s such a pathetic loser.

[Digital Yoda @digitalyoda]

@EricLDaugh