D.Mullen

I'm a funny, dorky, hard working, Father of Two. Master teller of Dad Jokes, satire, & sarcasm.
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6 MONTHS TILL CHRISTMAS EVE

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@MAHA_Action Leave my M&Ms alone. IDGAF about your BS about candy dye.

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@xSimon_Says @Dexerto Id rather have artificial dyes than less color. Leave my M&Ms alone!

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@Dexerto Keep the dye just like it is. There's NO NEED to go changing a good thing. Let the Chicken Little's of the world pick the blue and brown ones out of their M&M bags if they choose. Don't f#@% up the candy for all of the rest of us.

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@mmschocolate Just so we are clear on the subject of M&M colors... If there's no Brown and Blue M&Ms in the bag, I'm not buying. KEEP THE COLORS!

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Doctor's Appt. Summary:
*Weigh in: 212.9 (-55 lbs)
*A1C: 5.3 (down from 8.1)
*BP: 6 mo avg. = 117/78

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Hey @FIFAWorldCup I love that you gave @LEVIS the Best FREE advertising that no amount of money in the world could have bought or conceived of.

That was "brilliant." 😉👌

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Today started off as a really great day... but then I got run over by a bus.

Literally

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain
I wanna bathe with you in the sea
I wanna lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me

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I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need
I love you more with every breath truly, madly, deeply do

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I will be strong, I will be faithful 'cause I'm counting on A new beginnin'
A reason for livin'
A deeper meaning, yeah

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@AntiWokeMemes They probably run for "Haagen & Dazs"

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@AntiWokeMemes I believe that those are often comorbid conditions.

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@AntiLeftMemes I'm saving America by leaving all four of those clowns in the burning room.

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@SamsungMobile Samsung Messages. Oh, wait. One of the main features that makes samsung better than a Google or LG phone is going away. Nevermind.

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The Founding Fathers of this Republic were correct when they raised concerns about who should be allowed to vote.

Far too many persons in this nation are too stupid and ignorant to be making decisions about how we are led, taxed, or governed.

We are surrounded by morons.

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@EdKrassen Morons on Parade

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The terms #oscar and #AcademyAward 🏆 have no credible value anymore. Hollywood is so far out of touch with reality and the movie watching public, that the awards are nothing more than a farce.

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@DTFStLouis Didn't even try to get it right, did you? Not filmed in STL and doesn't look like #StLouis . Hey #DTFstlouis WTF is WTGK 10?

We've got KTVI 2, KMOV 4, KSDK 5, KETC 9, KPLR 11, KNLC 24, and KDNL 30. Take one guess what doesn't even try to fit. WTGK 10 🖕🖕🖕🖕

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BOYCOTT @DTFStLouis There's absolutely NOTHING of St Louis in the show except the stolen name.