Racoontouille

Occasionally whispering into the void. #NAFO.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Can't be blank @cheapncheerless]

A russian major told me Ukrainians keep exploding his trucks so I asked how many trucks he has and he said he just calls Rostov and gets a new convoy afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding trucks to the Ukrainians and then his civilian contractor started crying.

[Derek Pederson 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇻🇪 @DerekPederson3]

I know a lot of Republicans are probably sad about their democracy being taken from them, but they should consider that we never had a democracy.

It’s actually a Republic.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

She isn’t wrong but also she famously jacked a guy off during a showing of the beetlejuice musical

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“The Strait of Hormuz is open and the sailors are having a wonderful time”

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

🎯 Apologists trying to credit Orbán for conceding are intentionally missing the point. He would’ve done anything to stay in power had he thought it possible. Hungarians made it impossible. Trying & failing to destroy democracy receives no credit. He didn't stop; he was stopped.

[Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF]

Condolences to CPAC for the loss of their spirit toad.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Congratulations to @magyarpeterMP and the TISZA party on their resounding victory. It is important when constructive approach prevails.

Ukraine has always sought good-neighbourly relations with everyone in Europe and we are ready to advance our cooperation with Hungary.

Europe and every European nation must get stronger, and millions of Europeans seek cooperation and stability.

We are ready for meetings and joint constructive work for the benefit of both nations, as well as peace, security, and stability in Europe.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world. Most of all, it’s a testament to the resilience and determination of the Hungarian people – and a reminder to all of us to keep striving for fairness, equality and the rule of law.

[TJ Cooney 🚀 @TJ_Cooney]

Navy photographer was COOKIN!

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

[Heath Mayo @HeathMayo]

The United States was never a “dead and crippled country,” Donald. When you took office, our economy was the envy of the world. This was the Economist cover in October 2024. Don’t lie.

[Andrew Perpetua @AndrewPerpetua]

I want to start by saying I don’t have access to official documents or meetings, so I’m piecing together their motivations based on what I observe and logical reasoning. Keep that in mind as you read on.

This year, Russia's goals are threefold. First, to capture the eastern bank of the Dnipro River. Second, to capture Kostyantynivka. Third, to capture Slovyansk.

Each of these goals has necessary steps. To capture the bank in Zaporizhzhia, you must first capture Orikhiv. To capture Slovyansk, you must first capture Lyman. You could argue that to capture Kostyantynivka, you must first capture Chasiv Yar.

These goals are very ambitious and, honestly, impossible to fully achieve. So let’s think of them as aspirations and focus instead on how close Russia might get to reaching them.

[Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z]

Gerald Ford vetoed legislation that named a post office in his home town after him.

[Fintwit Capital @fan_fintwit]

Trump's Iran Downfall

[Racoontouille @dikpnt]

@IAPonomarenko She was so beautiful.