Dilan Patel

I like turtles

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

@piersmorgan Tuchel was fucking shit

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

@GovernorKayIvey Start supporting the lottery and legalize marijuana and you’ll start seeing the cash come in. There’s a reason why Alabama’s government is one of the poorest in the nation

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

Happy 1st Birthday to this little treat-obsessed, cuddle loving… https://t.co/jBD34oemp5

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

@gunnersfan200 #moooooooo #🦍

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

13 Reasons Why is that show... at least until Game of Thrones comes back and every other show is irrelevant again #GOAT

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

@tsam_9 idk what the hell Fat Patty's is, but they should have had the #1 seed based off their name alone

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

@Allie_Stocking you're only supposed to treat yoself once a year!

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

The last season of HIMYM always puts me in the feels 😢

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

@Allie_Stocking @jerryspringer kool story brah

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

12 years later and I'm finally seeing Rogue One.... #BetterLateThanNever

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

Not even two days after being back from Italy and I get the flu 🤒 looks like my puppy is going to be my date for New Year's this year

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

Oh it's fine Espy, I don't mind you peeing on my bed at 6:30 a.m.... That's exactly how I was planning on waking up today anyways 😒😑

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

Espy gets really happy for me when I actually decide to do… https://t.co/7othZcUmQ1

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

Celebrating Christmas in Italy this year is going to be soooo sick! 🤘🏽🎅🏿🇮🇹 #BuonNatale

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

Is it okay to eat ice cream for breakfast? Asking for a friend.... #JKitsforme

[Dilan Patel @dilan930]

It's only been 3 days and I already miss my puppy soooooo much! 😢