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[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

never accept disrespect.

[mari @marimoli23]

I need to know how they played True American

[Markia Brown, AFC® @theemoneyplug]

If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.”

They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!

[chase @cfree94]

oh i love a grudge

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

She’s a 10 but she rewatches shows 3+ times because she has attachment issues

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Here’s my idea for a podcast I want to do. 6-10 episode seasons, each one co-hosted by a different person who has a big question. How do people’s minds change? Can we treat diabetes better? Will America ever have good trains?

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

who is the worst person that you know and why is it your ex from 2019

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

my highschool gf used to go to parties and say she never smoked weed before and guys would smoke us out for free every time. she did this like 50 times

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

one time on mushrooms i decided i should be living off nuts & seeds like a little squirrel, so I went to Whole Foods and blew my whole paycheck on nuts & seeds. then all week I had no money and DID have to live off nuts & seeds, and let me tell you I WAS SO WRONG. it sucked

[𝙴𝙼 𝙹𝙾 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽 @emjospoon]

My sister took her daughter to the skate park and took this photo without reading the graffiti in the back. I CAN’T BREATHE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Black Julia Roberts is The Criterion Barbie @thecasualrevolt]

Sitcoms are not meant to be 8 episodes. They’re supposed to be 22 episodes over half of which are filler. Y’all don’t appreciate filler anymore and it’s killing television

[josh @jl_jl_jl_jl_jl]

gm

[James @CaucasianJames]

not gonna put too much pressure on u guys but i think some of u need to clean ur microwave. u don’t have to do it tonight but i’d do it in the next few days

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

I got a license but I don’t h🥑

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

You should have at least a couple friends who are truly bad people at their core

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[DUDA @saintdemie]

vintage moschino 1994 ‘question mark’ coats

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but ADHD does NOT mean you are hyperactive.

Some ADHDers are hyperactive, but there’s a whole other presentation of ADHD called Predominantly Inattentive, which is more common in women and doesn’t look hyperactive at all.