Greg Lestrade

Detective Inspector for the Met. Before you ask, I'm not on a drugs bust. That was one time.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes They’re cute, but pretty similar to the ones you had printed, framed, and delivered to my office. Watch Moana a lot in your flat, do you?

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes Sherlock Nose more like.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes Well I’ll be keeping my hands in my pockets for awhile, you’ll never see me.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes The pranks are starting up again, too. Found tanning lotion in the soap dispensers.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes Please note that’s not an invitation to bring over a machete

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes Must be that masters in deduction you have.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes You’re not supposed to pronounce the o in Geoff, even if that was my name.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

Must have been the teeth and the general disdain for life.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

I was watching the telly and got a shock when Moriarty showed up on it again. Then I realised it was just a documentary about goblin sharks.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

Walk into office, Dimmock has stapled his tie to his paperwork again, walk out of office.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes Well. I have one of those.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes Is that what I said? I don't think it I was.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes Do not salsa yourself to a collapsed lung. Not again.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes There's a competition coming up. Plenty of jealous salsa suspects.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes That's a bit of a relief. Don't want to start a trend of jumping off roofs.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes How many detectives are in this group?

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes Maybe we should stop code naming you Moby Dick. Donovan would be sad.

[Greg Lestrade @dilestrade]

@Cumberholmes Has the harpoon really happened more than once? Huh.