DILF Patrol

Rounding up DILF’s since the summer of ‘69

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Counting down the days till Father’s Day. Get your hot dad pics ready to go 😏

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this is waskfktt

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@cobin_hall did you feel that in your nuggets?

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It’s beginning to look a lot like DILFmas! Did anyone get me any presents aka hot dad pics?

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Thanks to @manual_girl for submitting this absolute gem for me to review. The curves, the jaw line, the penis a rousing look. He’s got it all. HOT/10

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@cococorab According to the laws of thermodynamics and gravity, all DILF’s automatically qualify to travel at the speed of light. Therefore Danny Devito is not only faster than Usain Bolt, but faster than any human to ever walk the earth. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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In terms of DILFS, we need more DILFs.

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Abraham Lincoln died for our sins. Would your local hot dad die for you? Yes, yes he would. #DadOrDie

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Dads Interested In Lubricated Fucking S

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Damn! Look at this daddy dump truck getting hosed off after a long day at the office. Let’s just say I wish I was that hose right now 😏

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@BobMcmellon I’m right there with you. A truly amazing specimen.

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Just remembered that Shrek has kids and peed myself a little. Just imagine how strong his ogre hands are! He’d be able to absolutely dominate me. His holy DILFness is here to stay. 69/10 #MyInsidesAreGreen

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@cococorab Shittt... my bad

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@cococorab BDSM - Big DILFs that Send Money

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Exactly one month away from Father’s Day! Fire up those hard drives and find some steamy dad pics. I’m waiting...

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Carl Wheezer’s always talking about Jimmy’s mom, but just look at the size of his dads thumbs. 🤯 Absolute DILF. 16/10

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Got to meet Phil Dunphy today. He’s pretty much the DILF equivalent of Superman. Let’s just say I will not be washing my body for the next 3-5 business days. #DaddyPhil

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Buzz buzz! This daddy bee is ready to sting 🐝

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I’m sick of all this Anti-DILF propaganda. @cococorab needs to be stopped.

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@cococorab I could not disagree more. Take this down immediately

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Help! I’m drowning 💦