Dillon Pruett

Certified Dummy

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

@JaymetheRN You just gotta cath yourself

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

I work in a place where my coworkers are 2x my age and one of my favorite things to do around my birthday at age 27 is to tell them how old I am and that I “have one foot in the grave” and then hear the whole room scoff at me. The more scoffs I get the more powerful I become.

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

Saying you know something “by heart” is a dumb saying. #subscribeformoredillydminirants

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

@MoneyBWE Got this photo off of the google! They pretty much look like this.

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

Best fries 🍟

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

@dalton_berry11 You’re the gold standard 🙌

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Her: I actually think Ratatouille is a boring movie

Me *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*

[TOBISWURLD @tobiswurld]

i miss being at school complaining about being at school :(

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

*heavy sigh* yeah dude looks great, thanks

[Obi Igbokwe @omgitsobii]

Imagine getting a cut and halfway thru you see ur barber watching a tutorial

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

@AdamKlingeman Can I come?

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

@AdamKlingeman sorry adam, you understand

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

Make a grown man cry

[Hehe @Hehe_TV]

this kid sucks at skating

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

@discord Not sure why but I kind of want this rock

[Dillon Pruett @dillon0007]

@momjeansplease