Dillon

she/her

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

LMFAOOO GUYS IM DELETING MY EXISTENCE I CANT HANDLE MEN ANYMORE

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

Fighting the feminine urge to shake my booty in between sets at the gym because my playlist today is onnnnnn it today

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

John has been doing yard work for like 8+ hours and I’ve never seen something so attractive in my life. I’m DROOLIN

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

So long story short we’re adopting this family of very problematic groundhogs because neither of us have the heart to kill them or separate them from each other 😂 BUT COME ONNNN LOOK AT THIS SWEET LITTLE BABY. (RIP to our yard and deck though. These bitches are destructive)

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

Our yard has an entire family of groundhogs living in it and I wanna keep them forever but Mr. Manly Man John said no he’s gonna trap them and relocate them. Well the baby of the family ended up in the trap so John released him back into our yard because he felt bad 😂

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

I fixed my twitter! hey besties!! what’d I miss?

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

Anyway that being said the movie was beautiful, they both did a great job, the surprise (and best kept secret) was INCREDIBLE, and I’m happy that no one has spoiled it for anyone else!!

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

Ariana and Cynthia did a great job but it’s insanely cringe that they’re making it their entire personalities like they originated these roles. Idina and Kristin will ALWAYS be those witches. Also

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

Ariana talking like a princess in her real life like it’s her actual voice is so embarrassing. Let’s not forget this is the movie she met her less than mediocre boyfriend who had a WIFE and BABY at the time & not only was she knowingly a home wrecker, she then BRAGGED about it.

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

Happy Veterans Day to all of the brave men and women who risked their lives so we could enjoy the freedom that we often take for granted. Your sacrifices will never go unnoticed or unappreciated 💚

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

Who tf made Moo Deng eat the damn trump veggies and called it her vote?? LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE SHE JUST A BIG GURL WHO WANTED A SNACK! STOP BULLYING HER 😭

[Deerposts @Deerpostss]

I FUCKING LOVE MUDDDDD

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

Omg I love a good full circle moment 😂 and before anyone makes assumptions and tries starting a twitter war, this tweet is not about the election

[ThatPrettyMf✨ @BiggBoyDiamonds]

You need to take that mf back

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

If I’m at the gym and you walk in front of the range of motion of my machine mid set, I’m not stopping. I’m hitting you. Walk around 😤

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

I’m gonna FUCK UP some sushi tonight

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

Ummmm question for people with dirty fingernails… why do u have those????

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

What’s the point of making an appointment at the nail salon when you have to sit and wait 15+ minutes anyway??

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

Nothing makes my heart sing like a Mexican shrimp rice bowl. SPECIFICALLY from Baja

[Dillon @dillonnnoel]

My dad is my BFF