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[dillon @dillonreede]

@kolejreede Don’t kid yourself, they live for that

[dillon @dillonreede]

@Sierras_here I want to know who voted for “bean bags” so that I can personally shame them

[dillon @dillonreede]

@Sierras_here Hope you’re ready for an ass whoopin

[dillon @dillonreede]

@Sierras_here sad day🙃

[dillon @dillonreede]

me: how’s the movie?
@tayte_13: good. i always feel bad for the fat people

[dillon @dillonreede]

@tayte_13 okay same, but i only prefer it after puking😂

[dillon @dillonreede]

@macynflatmoe @BuzzFeed I think you mean, “18 lies...” @macynflatmoe

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

To sell a can of Coke, you don't just show the can. You show a baby picking flowers on the moon. And people are like, whoa, I'm thirsty.

[dillon @dillonreede]

@Sierras_here My thoughts exactly😂

[dillon @dillonreede]

@Sierras_here @CauseWereGuys As did I my friend😂😂😂

[dillon @dillonreede]

@CauseWereGuys @Sierras_here

[dillon @dillonreede]

@itsDarrr @britny_sailer @kolejreede

[dillon @dillonreede]

@CauseWereGuys @abbyflatmoe18 😂

[dillon @dillonreede]

@CauseWereGuys @Sierras_here

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"How long was I in there?"

[Cross Country Probs @CrossProb]

coach said running is 90% mental, so I only run every 10 days out of 100, and spend the other 90 meditating

[Kodee Bolte @kodeebolte]

Walked into my high school yesterday and idk if I’ll ever go back.Was less than a minute in the door and felt so unwelcome by administration