Carly Ann

“I’d rather be a hypocrite than the same person my whole life.” - Adam Horowitz

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@john_huelsmann So proud of you!!! I just got 8 months 🤞🏼

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

my gf needs 9+ hours a of sleep so she has enough energy to be super mean to me

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@urbanbinch Are you going to Butter? Or which one?

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@urbanbinch Give a play by play please!!!

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

I’m so ready to grow up.

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@Jmundyz Are you engaged!!😭💗

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@Jmundyz Can I nominate this as the best tweet of the year lmao

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@urbanbinch You trying to make me cry 😭💗

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@lostratt Wait, are you not getting married to Todd? 😭 or did you buy that ring for yourself because I applaud you if you did.

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@gabriellegeiger And Aldi…

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@_Prov_Corrina Greeley makes it smell like this. It’s a cow town 😅

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@kelgrowe Saaaaaame. I feel this so hard

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

When someone "ghosts" another person, they're showing they lack communication skills and probably have some avoidant attachment issues. Take some time to grieve and support yourself, just remember it's not about you.

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

Merry Festivus for the rest of us!!!

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@hijackurbitch See you there !!!!

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

@gabriellegeiger Try Catalina. It’s practically the same but I prefer it because it’s sweeter

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

talking shit is my love language

[Katie Brinker @katie_brinker12]

My character flaw is that I sign off almost all of my emails with "Thanks!" even when there's nothing to be thankful for.

[Carly Ann @dillowcarly]

She’s making cookies

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i wonder what my soul mate doin rn