dillpicklezilla

selling salty saltines he/him 18 i be lurkin. i contribute nothing but you should follow me anyway. found god in the bathroom stall

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if you fish me out of the pond (pick me up by the tail,) i will spout wisdom that could span decades and feed generations. and if it sounds like "glub glub" to you that's not my problem.

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@mikasyuri Just can’t support that life

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where can i buy bassvictim?

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@mikasyuri 😬😬😬😬😬

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@mikasyuri What is slayyyter ethnicity?

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Think I’m just gonna start wearing terrible cheap wigs. and Fuck it i’ll commit to learning to juggle too. Whatever. it’s clown year and clown year to come

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@petitganache well if youre so polite about it i cant say no can i…

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I got 0 followers 300 following private insta account and people still have the audacity to request to follow. Do you really think im gonna let you in

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you can give me your 2 cents. you can even give me your 4 cents

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Sometimes i pretend the junk food in my fridge be calling me fat to justify eating it. Mr cheesecake shouldve minded his fucking mouth

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Popcorn packets saying ‘caution as steam escapes’, like bitch first of all dont tell me what to do. Second of all owewww owww owiieee owwww

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The bacteria in my gut microbiome are all my friends

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I thought something was wrong with my cat cause he was refusing to eat but i got a different brand of food for him earlier and now he’s eating fine. He’s actually devouring it. just fat and picky

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and then wanna dispute your decision after you’ve chosen. Literally leave me alone forever

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Mad annoying when u ask someone what they want to eat and they put all the responsibility on you. U dont even wanna brainstorm or nothing?

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people accusing others on here of botting cause they got a ton of likes but not a lot of replies, dude nobody opens replies no more cause they’re always just bots. i like and move on

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Showering before work just to sweat and need to shower again as soon as i get home this life is a fucking prison

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Oddly defensive response from google ai overview here

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Wish i was a well loved fish in a big fish tank