trash

[trash @dilscrates]

@AmazingPhil I just made the most inhuman noise in history

[fi 🦋 @psychicmoth]

"ten years... of knowing you"

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

new dan and phil video! we react to phil is not on fire, swap clothes, go to manchester, do the yoga challenge and get a dog - https://t.co/lKlqb04Dvb

[Astralis @Astralisgg]

We want to give back everything you did for us.

There we go!

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Dan somehow accidentally introduced himself to someone as Phil today so I guess we are now Phil and Phil

[Lindsey Way @lynzway]

Today is a very special day! Happiest of Birthdays to @gerardway Love of my life and weaver of dreams.The most special, the most everything

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i wore a yellow tshirt for an hour and suddenly start wheezing and itching i’m literally allergic to colour

[Louise @LouisePentland]

Gonna say something a bit intense now-

If you don't like someone's content (whatever type it may be) rather than leave hate and negativity, just, and this is where things get a bit radical, don't consume it.

I dunno. Crazy idea.

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

i love the women i live with. They’re smart and funny, uniquely talented and breathtakingly beautiful. But the amount of clothing i now need to hang dry as opposed to putting them in the fuhking dryer like normal goddamn clothes is preposterous and i feel like i’m going crazy.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

loving yourself is an important message to spread especially on valentine's day but don't tell anyone that's what you're doing tonight or it's a bit tmi

[trash @dilscrates]

@AmazingPhil Phil, did you eat the rest of the pancakes? 😤

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

RT @S0ClALCLlMB: @FrankIero you should blindly choose a photo from your camera roll and have to post it

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

yesterday a couple brought a french bulldog puppy into this restaurant i was in. it was a very cute puppy & i wanted to befriend this dog so bad that i think i may have “over stared” in their direction and made them so uncomfortable that they had to leave. #Stare-orist 🤷‍♀️

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

AVOC ADOS https://t.co/1YbHR7JeHp

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

“eww, Justin Timberlake looks old.” - Cherry Iero

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

#ActualConversation
Miles: Mom! Cherry called me an anus!
Cherry: No! I called you a Uranus! It’s a planet!
Miles: But that’s the worst planet!
Lily: Yea, he’s right, it is.

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Dan and I just had a useful 10 minute discussion contemplating what life would be like if humans had giant antlers

[🍹🦕🦖 @modeImomo]

DAN WAS ON THE NEWS!!!!

[Ann-Sophie. 🇧🇪 @mapsofstars]

Waldek: "Zoë heeft nog geen peter"
Wat ik hoor: "Zoë heeft nog geen pita" #thuisopéén

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Guy during the Super Bowl: Who are you rooting for?
Me: I'm rooting for Kylie to name her baby Kitt Lip Jenner