Whenever I see a guy do stuff like this I know that they work in an office and I picture them on the Monday after wearing a shirt and tie and stuff and it makes me laugh
@no_earthquake the only time i’ve done it i did tons of research to figure out the price i should open with, and then realized i’d completely fucked it up when the sales guy just said “ok sounds good to me”
People with personal chickens 🐓 in East Palestine are all reporting ALL of their chickens are suddenly deceased. But the RR assures everyone the Plume of Death from the controlled explosion is “perfectly safe” 😱😖
most contractual obligations, such as labour contracts, do not recognise pluralistic sleep needs and thereby infringe on people's autonomy in ways we rightfully wouldn't tolerate in morally similar scenarios. i think the extent of this goes underappreciated. for example,
@feedbaguser i like when they try to argue that it’s a symptom of “societal breakdown”, like out of all the shit going on in this country it’s a few people hopping turnstiles that’s the harbinger of collapse
Last call, last call! For this year’s print release of HOMINTERN, a 400+ page blunt instrument, we cordially open our submissions through the month of February (under the standard guidelines on https://t.co/7GthrBnq7e).
@poetrygrifter so real, i remember having a moment in undergrad where i realized most classes weren’t about learning “how the economy worked” but about instilling the management consultant mindset
@no_earthquake few years from now we’ll be zipping around on next gen ebikes while the aicels are still losing their shit over the same mediocre essays