Tim Fjord

Musician, photographer, writer.

Fierce individual.

[Tim Fjord @dimemeterra]

@berba09_ @samfunnetsrost Det er utrolig komisk at du tror at å ta på seg en ren T-skjorte og spise McDonald’s i noen år er uomtvistelig bevis på at noen ikke har blitt forlatt i India som barn.

[Tim Fjord @dimemeterra]

@BoozebagFitness But why. Why, man.

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@stammebark Jeg vedder en million kroner på at det ikke var uprovosert.

Nei, det er ikke det samme som å si at det var fortjent.

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@makroblogger Fortell oss mere om dette med «verdens farligste diktatorer» og hvordan Kina passer inn der. Komisk er det også at du brukte wokismens favoritt-begrep : «dypt problematisk»

[Tim Fjord @dimemeterra]

@ProtonMail @RealNick95 You sound like you are twelve years old.
This thread has convinced me to cancel my proton mail accounts.

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@thewriterme This person is a compulsive liar.

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@kaizen000000000 Science:

Just give us one miracle for free, and we’ll explain the rest.

[Tim Fjord @dimemeterra]

@Bardar11 sKjulT kamEra!

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Joe Rogan just delivered the most powerful speech I’ve ever heard from private citizen in the White House.

Listen to every word of this.

incredible

[Tim Fjord @dimemeterra]

@chrisacue @Bardar11 Er høyrevridd og mener at Sneder er et uhelbredelig fjols.

[Tim Fjord @dimemeterra]

@AndrNilsen @einardag @ThomasDavik @odahaukaas @espenteigen Du lider av politisk bias som har gjort deg dum og selektiv. Har avfulgt deg for lenge siden, men det dukket du opp igjen, ikke overraskende med akkurat det samme gnålet som før.

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@einardag @espenteigen Tenk at du synes dette var en tweet verdt å skrive.

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@elonmusk What an absolutely retarded tweet.

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@JarlWaage Noen ganger er jeg usikker på om tuller eller om du er ekte. Du er monumentalt endimensjonal, ihvertfall.

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@LiseSorensen_ Hva er problemet?

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@nordlys2015 Grusomt elendig musikk. Fysj.

[Bret Weinstein @BretWeinstein]

The President's threat against Iran is genocidal, even by the strictest definition. It may be bluster, but that does not change our obligation. To work, a threat must be credible, and we must act accordingly.

We attacked Iran. Any order to escalate our attack with nuclear weapons would clearly be immoral, and must therefore be rejected by every person in the chain of command. Anyone who carried such an order forward would become immediately complicit. That is the lesson of history, and those who fail it will be judged harshly by it--and by God.

We can't have a Commander in Chief who threatens civilians, idly or in earnest. The President must be removed from office, for the good of the Republic, and the world.

[Tim Fjord @dimemeterra]

@Jbloveyou4ever1 @DanielNilssen Du har ikke den fjerneste anelse om hva du snakker om, men for all del, la ikke det stoppe deg fra å være skråsikker.