Dimitri Pietersen

South African on the hunt for an new advanture

[Dimitri Pietersen @dimitriMP]

Just finished watching the roast of #Kevinhart, everything was funny until Kevin started talking....

[M.A. Rothman @MichaelARothman]

𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐀 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃

It went viral as an “𝘶𝘯𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯” Then it clicked. This man must be a satirist (I hope), and he is operating at the very top of his craft.

He steps to the podium and opens with “𝘐𝘯 2015, 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘦 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘱” From there it is a firehose of every talking point you have ever heard, delivered with a completely straight face.

He mourns his “𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘹-𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳-𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘸” who, he explains, wanted only one thing for his birthday: the COVID vaccine, “𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺”

That was the tell. 𝐒𝐢𝐱-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝. 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐲. 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭. You cannot write a sharper parody of the worldview than that.

Then he builds his case that Trump is worse than Hitler. His reasons: Trump “𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴” and Hitler does not. Hitler at least made people wear masks. And Hitler, he says, had the “𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺” to leave everyone alone.

He closes with his hero, 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐛, quoting the line back word for word: “𝘣𝘺 2030 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺” “𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩”

The best part is the room. The council members keep glancing at each other — is this real? Is this actually happening? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥. And that is the genius of it.

Great satire works because it does not exaggerate. It just repeats the real thing, in order, with a straight face, until the absurdity speaks for itself. He did not invent a single one of these lines. He just stacked them.

𝐈𝐟 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞. 𝐀+.

[Scott Jennings Show @JenningsShow]

The American left can’t wait to erase President Trump from the history books.

Don’t believe @scottjenningsky? Listen for yourself!

[Sidewalk Steve @Sidewalk_Steve]

Detransitioner @burnyourbinder fields questions about my "No Child is Born in the Wrong Body" sign. Marblehead MA Pride

[Sowell Economics @sowelleconomics]

Franck Zanu: "Black Africans ruined South Africa."

[RT @RT_com]

UK COPS ARREST man STABBED MOMENTS PRIOR as he lies bleeding on the ground

NOWAK 18 STABBED TO DEATH by Digwa with his 8-INCH RELIGIOUS BLADE

‘I have been stabbed… I can’t breathe’ — Nowak

‘You've been stabbed, mate? I don't think you have’ — COPS

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

The mental illness of Democrats explained

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

This man suspiciously disappeared after he exposed the spells that are being cast in music.

[Senator Aric Nesbitt @SenAricNesbitt]

We don’t have a “both sides problem”.

We have a Democrat domestic terrorism problem.

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Found deans female equivalent

[Dimitri Pietersen @dimitriMP]

Check out StillCory's video! #TikTok https://t.co/izOcBY23Lz

[WORLD NEWS @_MAGA_NEWS_]

🚨 JUST IN: Senator Lindsey Graham dropped a bombshell statement, calling for reevaluating America's military footprint in Europe, including "removing bases from Spain" and "cutting troop numbers in Europe" due to allies refusal to support United States operations against Iran.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

In Nice, France, a street pianist was harassed by a North African migrant who demanded he stop playing because music is ‘haram.’

What kind of antisocial, aggressive, Stone Age behavior is this?!

[Scott Jennings Show @JenningsShow]

"No Kings"—or just more radical theater?

@ScottJenningsKY delivers a sharp reality check on the leftist "No Kings" rallies from this past weekend.

[Harris Sultan @TheHarrisSultan]

Lakemba has been like Afghanistan for a fairly long time, as Lauren Southern discovered.

As their numbers grow, expect more suburbs of Australia to look like Afghanistan.

[Jacques Maree @JacquesMaree73]

@MYANC This image (which you stole from Time magazine) is of the Makause informal settlement next to the suburb of Primrose in Germiston, Gauteng. Which you've governed since the dawn of democracy, you clowns.

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

I went back to Ibiza

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BRITISH POLICE ARREST WRONG MAN - THIS IS INSANE

Conservative holds a debate on a University campus on Deportations

Leftist student ATTACKS HIM
Uni staff help THE ATTACKER
Police say Conservative SHOULD NOT HAVE DEBATE
Police then ARREST Conservative man

Absolute Disgrace

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Greg Gutfeld spoke for millions of us 🔥🔥🔥

“We had dozens of deaths where you guys didn’t say sh*t… here’s 3 pages of women who have been m*rdered by illegal aliens.”

“You can’t call me a monster for saying all these people get deported. I don’t care!”

[SwayLaughs @Persway82]

Now why he pat her head like that at the end!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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