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not an influencer. they get paid. I’m broke

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@semperfifemale Christians need to remember that we don’t need a designated area to have our time with God.

For where two or three gather together in My name, there am I with them. ~ Matthew 18:20

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@eazystar You failed to see the context, so you should fail to carry as a result.

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🤦🏻‍♂️wow🤦🏻‍♂️

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@FOXSports @FOXSoccer Hey, Team USA, did you take notes? That’s how you come back from a deficit with deep in the second half of the match!

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@adamcurry How does this setup compare to the DSC days of yore?

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Taylor Swift forces Travis to sign a 40-page prenuptial agreement that includes an infidelity clause, costing Travis $20M per violation.

I love summer romances.❤️🤣

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And after 250 years and 1 day...

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@NBAPR @NBA @NBASummerLeague @utahjazz @warriors @SacramentoKings

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@CharliesRulez @tacokingX Me eating a McGriddle and watching you food prep your Big Breakfast.

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@creepydotorg Yeah, that ceiling’s been shattered because of Sir David Attenborough.

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@DefiantLs 🤔 You know, I wouldn’t mind this actually if his dad was actually running alongside him instead of in the car following him. Who really needs discipline, brah?! 🤔

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@Bubblebathgirl Heard he’s out now. He posted about an hour ago. https://t.co/F0Tr1pf0a4

[Corey Feldman @Corey_Feldman]

GR8 NEWS #EVERYBODY IM ALIVE!! IM OUT OF THE HOSPITAL & HOME ON BED REST! THANK U ALL 4 THE #LOVE & SUPPORT! SERIOUSLY! I HAVENT FELT THIS LOVED IN A LONG TIME! HENCE MY UPCOMING SINGLES TITLE #WHATAMIHERE4? HERES THE FULL STORY: Source: Los Angeles Times https://t.co/6QnzU30mIU

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@Bubblebathgirl After reading your caption on Corey, looks like he doesn’t have a prayer.

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@Bubblebathgirl Before the detractors come at me…

“sending him strength, healing energy, and all the positive vibes for a full and speedy recovery.”

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@Elli75923 This was how Mr. Incredible was stopped from being a super hero.

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@David_Khait @MARTAtransit, 👋 👀 🆓 🚊

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@David_Khait So did you go tell a MARTA worker to let their bosses know what’s going on?

NO! LET’S JUST POST ABOUT IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA. THE ALGOS WILL FIND THEM!! 🤡🤡

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@TonzMMA @MLFootball Really?! 🫤 What better time than now to start being a Knicks fan?

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@gordonbennet230 If I had to watch 2am matches in 2002 (Korea/Japan), you can watch 2am matches in 2026.

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@Andrew_Maj42 @THErealDVORAK fAIk