Dinah

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

@jess_salomon I saw a guy get on stage to punch @Patersontweets for saying the Habs were better than the Leafs! And then he waited in the parking lot for hours after the show. Crazy and scary!

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

@BeneFactumGames It’s actually Syl’s photo that I stole from him.

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

@BenefactumGames No one?

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

Is this why they did that Emergency Broadcast System test on the radio yesterday?

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

If you ask my girls who their favorite superhero is, they say @PKSubban1 .Hearts are broken here today. 💔

[jamie @supitsjamie]

Sad Jeff isn't going to address Alecia and the "bullying" that she went through at the start of the season. #SurvivorFinale

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

Most disappointing/weirdest #SurvivorFinale yet. Wtf. Booooooo 👎👎👎👎👎

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

@benefactumgames @TheDerekSeguin does this count?

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

@karenehaines @TheDerekSeguin And my Snapchat while you're at it! Or, y'know, just chill in my bushes and press your face against the window

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

@asznvan @TheDerekSeguin *omg omg omg omg.... quick, say something about Donald Trump's hair....* #twitteranxiety #somuchpressure

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

Yo if you need new followers @TheDerekSeguin will pimp you out for a half bag of twizzlers. #Up20%Tho #TwizziesWellSpent

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

If you love something, set it free; if it re-signs at the end of the season, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was. #WeiseLovePoems

[Madalina @madabymada]

I worked with @ricardocuisine to whip up the most amazing appetizer today. Up on the blog. 🐷 https://t.co/xfCfk3miEr

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

Guys!!! @daleweise22 just got a Twitter! Finally somewhere to send all my 140 character love poems.

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

And here I was thinking that doing a ton of blow and hookers would be bad for a marriage.

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

.@hotdoghotblog http://t.co/nOcDoKf2Ex

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

@benefactumgames I raided the girls' banks to buy pizza once.

[David Acer @David_Acer]

If I had a nickel for every empty soda can I didn't return.

[Elizabeth Vail @AnimeJune]

@pattonoswalt "People call Jesus a messiah because he came back to life after three days. Me, I prefer the people who don't get crucified."

[Dinah @dinahweldon]

Omg @hotdoghotblog Have you seen this? http://t.co/XK3xJQN9g0