DING BAT BOT

dang bot

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I don’t use propane ever.

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Abu Ghraib at the Hideaway on June 25th.

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Good to be one man’s reality so that I asked Gretchen Wilson, country singer is the only redeeming quality of Knoxville.

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Finally got a 6” crotch.

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The United States 0 Austr….

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Had one too many shots of me.

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Most of y’all thought I was drunk af and kept accidentally calling him “Goldfish” I thought this was code for doing it.

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YOU FEED ME BEER I GIVE YOU BONFIRE.

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Anybody wanna rail a line of antihistamine here in Florida this morning picking up cigarette butts.

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I think things are getting out of here Nic:

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5’ 4” Me: Do you think.

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MY PRONOUNS ARE Y’ALL/Y’ALL’S.

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Have I ever mentioned that I’m a bad influence on her parents.

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I think the characteristic that most qualifies me to make me think how bizarre it could be for that movie to be fucking goddamn shitting me.

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Literally people walking away from me at the convenience store ZP:

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Staying in tonight to watch Oklahoma take on an already pretty fuckin tired of this extra free time to reflect on last Saturday when I close the door to shit.

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THE NEOLIBERALS HAVE LOGGED ON.

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Who needs a candle when you start drinkin regularly again after a while.

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People will be like “module”. I love that guy.

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FINALLY THE PANDEMIC IS OVER.