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I do tech stuff & post random crap. CTO/CISO. Wannabe Sci-Fi Author 📚 Tree Hugger 🌎 bass 🎸& bari sax 🎷 NZ/US(NC) he/him

[⭕️🦎💚🌶 Ding 🌶💚🦎⭕️ @dingfelder]

Yes or no?

[What’s For Dinner? 🍽️ @WHATSFORDlNNER]

Cream-Filled Croissants with Powdered Sugar

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[⭕️🦎💚🌶 Ding 🌶💚🦎⭕️ @dingfelder]

Now whether this would aid the job search I’m skeptical

[⭕️🦎💚🌶 Ding 🌶💚🦎⭕️ @dingfelder]

Hmmm

[Weird Animals @Weird_AnimaIs]

The deep sea ‘peanut worm’ can shrink to a nut shaped ball to evade predation. These weird creatures can grow to 7cm long.

(Photo Rob Zugaro)

[Anthony @AnthonyG0528]

Ok, this is funny 😂🤣😂

[jeff that noise @evaporationBoy]

@barelytolerabIe @loonylaura It'll remain a verb but the definition will change, i.e. "If I don't find a bathroom I'm going to google my pants"

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Scientists confirm that ADHD brain operates at full capacity only between 11pm and 2am.

Researchers baffled.
ADHD community: "Yeah, we know."

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

what’s the biggest sign of low intelligence?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You can only pick 2:

1. Unlimited skincare
2. Unlimited free food
3. $30k every month
4. Read people’s minds
5. Marry the perfect partner

[James “jchensor” Chen @jchensor]

Yes. People with ADHD have executive dysfunction. They’re not lazy or incapable, they just don’t know how to prioritize and act on it. But if we have the priority, we are superheroes. That’s why writing a 12-page paper on the day it’s due works. And why whenever an emergency comes up, we are literally the best people around. We don’t have to prioritize anything anymore. The emergency does it for us. And it turns out we are superheroes geniuses that can solve the craziest of problems.

[⭕️🦎💚🌶 Ding 🌶💚🦎⭕️ @dingfelder]

@cherrycola_nz This is the same advice I give to my daughter when she isn’t feeling well… have you eaten anything? No. 😱

[⭕️🦎💚🌶 Ding 🌶💚🦎⭕️ @dingfelder]

@cherrycola_nz They are great - my daughter’s favourite

[⭕️🦎💚🌶 Ding 🌶💚🦎⭕️ @dingfelder]

@tweetyfunsize Divorce sucks. Glad you are getting through it 😊

[Vincent Jones @JonesVincentt]

Chippy on Facebook.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

These are cat paw prints preserved in the 12th-century floor tiles at St Peter’s Church, Wormleighton, England.

[⭕️🦎💚🌶 Ding 🌶💚🦎⭕️ @dingfelder]

@Avabelly__ Viserion (the undead white dragon)