not an alien

i like bugs.

[Shinzo Abe Lincoln @SaintJackington]

As someone who had a bar-heavy 20's, if this has happened you you it's because your vibe is bad and you can't read the room. Not because women want to cockblock their friends.

[not an alien @dinghymaster]

my mom is so messy & petty. 😭

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Squidward being the first one ever to get trapped in a Backroom

[Sansky @sanskarstine]

You people will pick up one case and use it to target all gay people,
I don't support such crimes and should be punished
And,
I can give you thousands of examples of straight people doing this.

[not an alien @dinghymaster]

@mtrantalainen @Skallebanki @mechamaruuuuu @WildSentences my bad. i didnt understand you. thank you for clarifying. (:

[not an alien @dinghymaster]

@mtrantalainen @Skallebanki @mechamaruuuuu @WildSentences i was more directed towards people who arent cs majors etc. most are taking those courses to fill requirements. i believe thats why they get so irritated, they dont know & programs (like excel) are what many people use professionally. they assume its the same.

[not an alien @dinghymaster]

@mtrantalainen @Skallebanki @mechamaruuuuu @WildSentences these online programs should be able to allow it. other programs like excel automatically converts it to a minus sign. if majority of the website is doing math problems it should be able to do that.

[not an alien @dinghymaster]

im banned from state farm but they keep sending me random ads. 😒

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

at this point I'm just going to assume anyone who defends J-6ers has also touched kids.

[not an alien @dinghymaster]

my dad complains i dont call him enough, when i do, i talk his ear off and tells me he has to go. 😭 tf do you want my manz.

[not an alien @dinghymaster]

why do men breathe so fucking loud

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Your official guide for bees this summer

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Idk who needs to hear this but...WOMEN DON’T OWE MEN SEX. IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE, YOU’RE PROMOTING RAPE CULTURE. HOPE THAT HELPS.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

27 is a weird age you feel like you're 19, but then you meet a 19 year old and realize you're 45.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

Men are too emotional

[Matt 🦉🌌 @inventmattt]

If you’re going to both weekends of EDC please for the fucking love of god do not roll for 6+ days 😭

[Not Jordan 🧸 @jordanianruler]

$60 😭 #edc