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Collection of thoughts, reflections, and plagiarism

[Stephen Stone - PhD Tricknologist @Stephen19718352]

Imagine like 1880 and your brain is so pure that a guy playing the fiddle around a campfire juices your dopamine so hard you literally get up and start dancing.

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

my favorite part about arby’s is how they let you pay with your body

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

a diarrhea plague and a killer heat wave while we’re doing a Middle East war, the emperor’s army is killing people in the streets, and everyone outside the palace is facing an affordability famine — we’re in the middle of one of those apocalyptic Biblical prophecies

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that makes me text everyone back

[X Musk. @e_r_grok]

I'll watch love island when they have a fly fat nigga on there

[Rue @rglwsm]

No one says goodnight sleep tight don’t let the bedbugs bite anymore and that worries me

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

It seems like Mandami doesn't even have an office, he just works the streets of NYC like a smiling genie, granting common wishes.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

It’s soooooo hot can we please stop bombing countries, switch to green energy, and give AI a little timeout? We beg

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[DR @dinglb33]

Women will never know what it’s like to be Italian

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[DR @dinglb33]

They don’t let you sell clothes on Depop unless you smell like shit apparently

[em @pawnofshame]

when the friendship feel oddly romantic

[@forsaken_pillar @forsaken_pillar]

Broooo you wanna know an original idea. Lets start a modpack. Lets start a minecraft modpack for this summer. Lets go

[DR @dinglb33]

The term “landlord” is lowkey crazy