el chalupacabra

My friends, you bow to no one

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I have no more passwords left in me.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cat ownership is just going "that trash has been there for two months because the cat likes to sit on it. That's the cat's trash"

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

pleading insanity when I go to court for an unpaid parking ticket

[ֶָ֢ @lumonheiress]

he got bit by an animal and became that animal

[cate @seaofbelIs]

but he got bit by an animal and became that animal

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

Watching New Yorkers gearing up for the most joyful summer ever with their hot competent mayor and their functional public transportation

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

JACKSON HOLLIDAY GRAND SLAM.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

16yr old emo me would've wore this shit like a badge of honor

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[frick @gofrickurself]

They’re uninstalling me tomorrow

[daz @MetamateDaz]

If politicians can’t afford to live on $175,000 a year, maybe they should cut back on the avocado toast and pedophilia.

[emma, avocado-at-law🥑 @_EMMinem]

lord please let the Ravens have a better season this year, I cannot handle 2 straight years of terrible Baltimore sports

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I wish I could watch Attack on Titan for the first time again.

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything