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I don't use twitter enough, do not be offended.

[choobiechaser @dinguslife]

Taking a social media break- so don’t expect me to like your stuff, OKAY?????!!!!!

[choobiechaser @dinguslife]

“Sitting here crying, listening to survivor, drinking cranberry juice” -@UncleSamsLedger’s commentary on the current moment.

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@TaylorCernetich Holy shiiiiiiit you’re so right this is his face when he hollers

[choobiechaser @dinguslife]

My turkey boi

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@Skurrah The night in question:

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@Skurrah UR WELCUM WHERE IS THE PIC THO???? Plz send

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@queensize89 @BadTripTheMovie Basic hot girl stuff

[choobiechaser @dinguslife]

Funniest movie I’ve ever seen: @BadTripTheMovie

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@queensize89 @BadTripTheMovie I cried most of the time and almost puked from laughing too hard

[choobiechaser @dinguslife]

@queensize89 Back on that good shit, i see

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@DevbotGO Oh my god this is amazing

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Yeah, bitches!

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

We have a basic instinct for compassion, but we need to develop it. Concern for others is related to human rights and everyone needs to be assured of their human rights because everyone wants and has a right to be happy.

[choobiechaser @dinguslife]

@Skurrah @UncleSamsLedger I couldn’t agree more!!! I haven’t been in YEARS!

[choobiechaser @dinguslife]

“She got a big booty so I call her big booty” -2 chainz

[Uncle Sam @UncleSamsLedger]

The electrician to my grandma: “your caller ID says “Big Booty Johnson” is calling.”
Supposedly SoMeOnE thought it’d be funny to name my grandma’s AT&T account Big Booty Johnson 😂 be on the lookout, but be nice, it’s just my sweet grandma ❤️

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

We’re just sayin’. To abolish mask -wearing laws in some States while the rest of the Nation keeps theirs is like designating a peeing section of the swimming pool.

[choobiechaser @dinguslife]

@DevbotGO Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. I’m sorry, Devin!

[choobiechaser @dinguslife]

@rayyygun I love you always! Please reach out if you ever need to talk. I’m not a mother, but I am an advocate for mental health ♥️♥️ love you

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@queensize89 @UncleSamsLedger There was never a sweeter statement to wake up to ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[choobiechaser @dinguslife]

Alternative Ways to Express Love Vol. 1: “Wow babe, you are really wearing a Ted Cruze mullet right now.” -Sam to me. 2.28.21 @ 6:56 am CST. Love you too, @UncleSamsLedger 🫀