SP

I didn’t have a blue check before it was cool

[SP @Dinkinish]

@iammrvandy My daughter thinks you’re the best. I tend to agree. #stepintime

[Elwë Singollo 🌻🧝🏻‍♀️ @Strangeland_Elf]

Happy Birthday, USA

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[SP @Dinkinish]

Overheard two Gen Z girls REPEATEDLY misuse the word “sporadically” this morning, and now I know what’s wrong with that generation: they haven’t watched Clueless.

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

My book in a nutshell:

Have some self awareness about your own wounds and hang ups. How you going to raise a kid if you can’t figure out yourself?

when it’s serious you burn down the world for that kid

97% of the time it isn’t serious enough to make a big damn deal

Like and enjoy your spouse

Use your intuition about their friends and the parents of those friends. No you can’t spend time with their parents. Why? Vibes. No explanation will be given.

Don’t let your kid be unlikable. People who no one likes aren’t often successful in life.

Have a sense of humor

Make sure your kid feels safe in the world

[SP @Dinkinish]

@DavidCovucci Man, the whole situation is bad, but to be outed for having such awful taste in music is absolutely humiliating.

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

Dont let the Super Bowl halftime show distract you from the fact that 24 hours later, we still have no video of any UNC fan punching a Duke assistant coach 🤔🤔

[SP @Dinkinish]

‘Tis the season 🏀

[SP @Dinkinish]

A reminder:
I hate Duke with an infernal passion undying. I hate every leaf of every tree on that sickening campus. I hate every fake cherub Gothic piece of crap that litters the buildings like hemorrhoidal testaments to imagined superiority. https://t.co/YoI7pnyblr

[SP @Dinkinish]

@Nyct0phil3_x I always try to keep an extra set of clothes on hand, because it’s easy to have an extra onesie and it is miserable to be out with a baby who needs new clothes due to a blowout or otherwise

[SP @Dinkinish]

Indiana might be pretty good. Will report back.

[SP @Dinkinish]

It just means more.

[Hoosiers Connect @HoosiersConnect]

No other words needed.

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Unlike Alabama, at least Notre Dame had the decency to opt out of its bowl game before kickoff

[FunnyMaine.com @FunnyMaine]

You’re welcome.

[SP @Dinkinish]

@PilchersPoint @LRGW798847 @BFW *a part of
Journalism…really?

[SP @Dinkinish]

Flagrant foul reviews make this sport so much worse. Challenging a no-call, stopping the play, reviewing for ages. Just a bunch of cry baby ball.

[Savanah Tujague 🇺🇸🇦🇷 @savanah2j]

For those that don’t have TikTok, Jameis Winston posted this and I am crying this is so funny 😭😭

[Real Name: Grover @DontrellChillis]

You absolutely need both

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Georgia defender on 3rd and 1 with the game on the line

[SP @Dinkinish]

Here’s what I know about targeting: Everything is targeting and nothing is targeting.