Brian

You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly

[Brian @dinknflicka2]

I got a blood blister today

[Brian @dinknflicka2]

@DubClayton A former wizard has won/played in what, the last 15 NBA Finals? It’s a cheat code: come here and leave

[Brian @dinknflicka2]

Last time Haiti was trending was because they were eating people

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Cades Attorney 💼👨🏾‍💼 @CadesAttorney]

Fox not dribbling the ball out

[☔ @Whotfismick]

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

[Zachary Cohen @BettingOnX]

Kawhi pulled up to the Roland Garros semis and one of the players decided not to play. Big taste-of-your-own-medicine moment in sports.

[Brian @dinknflicka2]

@DaCoffeeChicory Whatever happened there…

[Brian @dinknflicka2]

@JayDanielsMVP @LombardiHimself Pick me ahh mfer

[Brian @dinknflicka2]

@Breaking911 Earth is pregnant now

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

[Brian @dinknflicka2]

@ayroned Elite joke

[MD @mike_daddino]

How is this even possible?

[Brian @dinknflicka2]

Love these memes

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

He's going inside the gas station. Add 5 people in line buying lottery tickets with no self awareness.

[MLST @DCSportsCast]

AJ gonna feel right at home seeing this on his drive back from Capital One Arena

[ThatOneGuy55 @Tesla7771]

Rachel Zegler STUNS with red retard safety helmet at the MET gala 🤤

[ndotdiab @ndotdiab]

me playing MLB the show

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Watching a horse I just learned existed today lose me money at the Derby

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Wild story: A man in Kentucky laughed so hard at a botched Younghoe Koo FG last season that it triggered a seizure, sending him to the hospital, where doctors discovered a tennis-ball-sized brain tumor.

The tumor was removed and was deemed not cancerous. The man believes that missed kick saved his life.

Full story here: https://t.co/kcMZcj0K7j