Jawwad

[tamar🦈 | LN1 @siriuslymike]

“lamine do it for ronaldo” lamine would unplug ronaldo’s life support to charge his speaker to play y que fue

[May🌺 @_ayandamay]

NOBODY WARNS YOU THAT YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC BASICALLY FREEZES AT 25 AND EVERY NEW SONG AFTER THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE NOISE.

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

I have no words for this Odegaard performance.

[Verstappen News @verstappenews]

yeah. fuck this sport.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[Ethereal♡ @Lilys_verses]

The kindest thing you can do for yourself is to become a reader. Read the romance. Read the fantasy. Read the mystery. Read all kinds of literature. But never pick up a self-help book

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing

[JugadorNro12 @_JugadorNro12]

"los argentinos no son racistas"

Messi llorando porque el tobillo se le va a poner negro:

[abby @lowkeyabby]

cristiano ronaldo admitted that he raped a woman and is getting cheered for at the world cup while connor mcgregor was on jimmy fallon after he raped a woman so violently she needed to get her tampon surgically removed. and people will still say rape allegations ruin men’s lives

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Endrick: "save me the window seat for our flight"
Ancelotti:

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

Kylian Mbappe when he is asked absolutely anything:

[igor. @hadmyback]

Hate watching Ronaldo isnt even fun anymore, I actually feel bad for him

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

While Messi’s teammates would kill for Messi, Ronaldo’s teammates would kill Ronaldo if they could.

All that quality on the pitch and they still can’t create ONE clear cut chance for their target man lol… they actually hate him.

[G @Gideoomatic]

Dude is always on twitter so I know he's seen this lmao

[bb. 🏁 🏴‍☠️ 44+63 @xtrabarbiie]

screaming “nicki minaj sucks” in morse code so the barbz sense the vibration and come and find me