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reduce, reuse, go fuck yourself

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

HANG THIS IN THE DINGER TUESDAY HALL OF FAME 🤯

$25 into almost $40,000 is WILD 😱

(via @davejusttweeted)

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@sonaliireddy HAHAHAHHA

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Can people stop doing Christmas proposals

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@sonaliireddy @dezdixonn_ Say cheese

[Deziree Dixon @dezdixonn_]

ok makes sense @dinosoph

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@dezdixonn_ I don’t even remember sending that

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Two things I want for Christmas:
1. A new car
2. A new best friend

my current versions of each are too worn out and don’t function as they should

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Became an aunt yesterday. Best day of my life so far 😭

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@roseyschwartz At first I was like wtf is this screenshot and then I saw the dates LOL

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@sonaliireddy I wish u supported me more

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Wait what if mozzarella sticks are actually American cheese

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I giggle

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@roseyschwartz @dezdixonn_ Who is this

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“Oh I know why I missed the shrimp cocktail last night, I was crying”

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Last night Dez glued an earring to my ear because I lost the back

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Honestly

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What goes on

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In my next life can I be less empathetic