Nali

nicolas cage is a national treasure

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

going into 2020 with the same energy as the official nj gov twitter account.. who’s with me?

[New Jersey @NJGov]

@bertkreischer new jersey

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

that was insane, like what the actual fuck #letsgoknicks

[Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato]

I’m just standing in my living room about to cry. I screamed into a pillow. What a fucking game. Omg.

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

mahesh babu being one degree of separation from nick jonas is everything i’ve ever wanted as a telugu jonas brother fan #Varanasi

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

i just think @ZohranKMamdani should open for a dj like @djsnake with some bars from his campaign trail and boom he’s both mayor and rapper (just like he dreamed)

TURN THE VOLUME UP then it remixes to turn down for what & dhoom machale

i’d just like a ticket to the show thx

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

*facetime incoming from @dinosoph at 1am*

me: hii how ya dern
her: omg i have this crazy story from tonight…. oh look at that the dogs, say hi
her (10 sec later): i forgot the story okayy byeeeee

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

today i found out that im deficient in vitamin d and attention

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

@dezdixonn_ can’t wait to be a bridesmaid

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

one time i had a narcissist for a roommate & that girl put in so much work trying to ruin my life

and im like “aren’t you tired, like damn this is so much effort for people to still hate you”

but she had the personality of a paper plate so honestly it makes sense now

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

someone venmo @dezdixonn_ $20 for pizza

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

i’m just a girl

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

@dinosoph how would you know??

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

@PadmaLakshmi fills so much of the spark that went out when we lost anthony bourdain

it’s so rare to have an indian woman at the forefront of fine dining who also champions local cuisine

it’s always been my guide for traveling and living in different cultures

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

today i had to get rid of my new jersey license but you bet im still gonna carry it around to validate my pizza connaisseur status

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

also on that note met a 2nd year medsurge nurse who i had to provide emergency first aid after she CRASHED & FELL THROUGH A GLASS SHOWER DOOR

she’s okay, i (macguyver) bandaged her up and made sure she wasn’t concussed

“but im a nurse, i know what im doing!”

🫥

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

a lot of people who went to med school really shouldn’t be med schooling

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

@_RyanChapman riley poole is a damn national
hero

riley poole could be ben gates but ben gates could never be riley poole

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

@Saisailu97 omg goa is so fun! its as chill or as wild as you want it to be with the most amazing views i’ve ever seen

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

“i forgot we taped you to a chair in college”

me: that was the second time..

^when bullying is part of your friendship

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

i just read someone describe being neurodivergent as neurospicy & i’ll never view my mind the same again

i eat and think 🌶️

[Nali @sonaliireddy]

nothing like getting drunk videos from my parents

get a job, you crazy kids