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Geology /paleontology nerd. Bunting maker. Never mess with a ginger bird 😅

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@NickBeggs Happy Birthday Beggion. Party like a Tory 🤣👠👠

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@NHSC25K does anyone else’s app not do anything when they press ‘go’? I’ve done run 1 with no probs but today’s run isn’t ticking down and there’s no voice.

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@RadioTimes any problems with your subscription deliveries? I get two copies of the same issue one week then nothing the next!

[Confidently confused 🤷‍♀️ @nursiekkirstie]

Hey! @kexpdjreeves Your epic taste in music inspired our first EP: Sick, Sad World https://t.co/l2qgarHcMO
Wishing you all the best! (Apologies for the shameless plug.)

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@phoenix196428 Not really. Didn't work!

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@NatWest_Help hello. I'm trying to pay off my mortgage but have been holding on the telephone for some time now.

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@phoenix196428 Haha. Not really. Ya just can't get through to anyone on the phone. Thought I'd try and make them jump!

[pottsky @PottskyRob]

RT this if you think they should bring a one off Fantasy Football show back for the final with @Baddiel and Frank Skinner and Statto 🙏 #ENG

[Tim Freke @TimFreke]

I've had my vintage electric guitar stolen. It was built especially for me by legendary guitar maker John Birch 44 years ago and was an 18th birthday present from my parents. If you happen to see an advert for this guitar it will probably be mine as there were so few ever made♥️

[fabrice muamba @fmuamba6]

Please God

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So this little one was born on MY chimney, It's parents have been feeding from MY bird feeder, then they have to audacity to dive-bomb ME when I dare to venture into the garden. Bit rude 🤣

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Getting to the stage now where reading an 'incandescent with rage' reply by someone who's misunderstood a joke, is way funnier than the original joke tweet. 🤣🤣🤣

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@NickBeggs Crikey. So true. My parents were hoarders and, although there was no vinyl, the number of dvds we had to shift when my mum moved would make you cry!

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The tedium of lockdown is even getting to the cat. He's trying to install solitaire on my iPad now.

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@chica_chericola @darrenhayes Don't get me wrong. I don't have any negative issue with my fav stars aging. I just think, to answer Darren's question, it's a general view that is promoted by the media.

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@RonJichardson @LucyABeaumont I think this has gone over many peoples heads! Definitely toothpaste. We get the same marks on our towels once my husband has cleaned his teeth. 🙄

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

You’ve either got or you haven’t got style. Or a clue.

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@olirecords Hi there. My mother in law says she ordered a Bjork record from you 10 days ago. No sign. Is it likely to turn up?

[Isle of Wight County Press @iwcponline]

"Sadly, we have not made enough money during the last four months to guarantee our survival through to Easter" says #AmazonWorld #isleofwight #iwnews #iow Story: https://t.co/7fBpDqfDAY