diogenes36 (Colette)

Searching the world for one honest man....

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

@gardenandgun Very much like my own beloved recipe! You say "dont forget the pecans" but you did! In mine, nuts are dusted with brown sugar & sprinkled on the bottom of the pan but you omitted instructions to https://t.co/ifei8DuPeq are tips on how to toast the pecans.

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

Bombs font really help only rockets and have to get 4 books every move to finish.

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

For some reason, I really loved this! Groom Sings Elvis Number as Bride Walks up Aisle! https://t.co/dWE6AnVHUG via @YouTube

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

Groom Sings Elvis Number as Bride Walks up Aisle! https://t.co/dWE6AnVHUG via @YouTube

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

@thelaurengraham Oh man! I haven't even put my Christmas wreath up yet!

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

Mine isn't. I haven't put it up yet.

[Lauren Graham @thelaurengraham]

On this February 14, it is important to me that you know two things:
1. I love you.
2. Our Christmas wreath is still up.
Happy Valentine’s Day! 💚🎄❤️

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

My hunny Kirk is a genius!

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

Remember these days very well!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

We're having a major crisis this morning.

My 4-year-old outgrew her favorite shirt.

Please keep us in your thoughts in this difficult time.

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

This could easily happen with my family...

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My sister brought her new boyfriend to meet our parents for the first time.

We made him dress up as Santa for the kids.

Marrying into this family is a gauntlet.

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

@stevep44 @XplodingUnicorn One point for Saskatchewan! I'd say I'm moving there to avoid this DST debacle, but I firmly believe that people should be able it without having to live in a freezer (Saskatchewan) or kiln (Arizonia). Or is it something about those extremes that promotes clear rational thinking?

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

A forking funny show! https://t.co/hwFSalnjmy

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: Why don't I have school Monday?

Me: Teacher in-service day.

6: What does that mean?

Me: They need a break from you.

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

https://t.co/poo88mTESk

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

https://t.co/9yRB2Gv2aP via @gardenandgun

[diogenes36 (Colette) @diogenes361]

"I shall burn shoes which I've already overpaid you for. Take that!"

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I don't think the word 'boycott' means what you think it means. https://t.co/PEz9cUsIKM

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: Do you have all the pokémon?

Me: No.

4: But you're a grown-up.

I've let everyone down.

[Becca🏁🎃👻🍁 @roushracinchick]

Love this!! ❤

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: Why does Monday have to come after Sunday?

Me: When should it come?

6: Never.

Amen.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Sorry I'm running late for everything today.

We had a family emergency.

My 4-year-old couldn't find her imaginary watch.