slǝʍǝſ

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

some of u didn’t go insane at 15 and it shows

[slǝʍǝſ @dioramorous]

Next season I need production to pump bombshells into the villa like the government did crack to the hood in the 80s #LoveIslandUSA

[slǝʍǝſ @dioramorous]

Zach has more chemistry with Bryce than he does with Kayda…… FREE MY SISTER #LoveIslandUSA

[: @_dxllz7]

Buying concert tickets in another city and planning a trip around it. >>>>

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

And like Miley Cyrus said:

“I didn’t talk badly about you—I talked about what you did to me. If that makes you look bad, that’s not my problem anymore.”

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

[𝒮𝒶𝓂 @2xsam_]

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Trump didn’t fire Kristi Noem because she failed to respond to the floods in Texas which claimed the lives of at least 100 people.
He didn’t fire her because Americans were murdered by her rabid masked goons.
He didn’t fire her for posing for photos in front of human beings in cages like they were livestock.
He didn’t fire her for racially profiling Latinos, African-Americans, Arab Americans and Asian Americans.
He didn’t fire her because she was arresting legal permanent residents and US citizens and detaining them illegally.
He didn’t fire her because she was keeping children in fetid, rancid concentration camps without access to clean water, fresh food or medical care.
He didn’t fire her for turning our cities into militarized war zones.

He fired her because she made him “look bad.”

That was the red line.
None of the other things were.

[Mortimor @iamortician]

@yducknow "Is that Ed Sheeran???"

[Jerome Adams @JeromeAdamsMD]

Today’s American History Lesson: Puerto Rico has been part of the U.S. since 1898, and Puerto Ricans have been U.S. citizens since 1917 🇵🇷 🇺🇸

We’ve cheered many non-Americans at the #SuperBowl. Bad Bunny isn’t one of them.
🏈 🎤

[slǝʍǝſ @dioramorous]

Can’t believe they’re going to have a football game in the middle of a Bad Bunny concert

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Let's not pretend. Jimmy Kimmel wasn't canceled because he joked about the death of Charlie Kirk. He was canceled because he showed everyone just how much Trump didn't really care about the death of Charlie Kirk.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jimmy Kimmel returns to his show to a huge standing ovation.

“Anyway… as I was saying before I was interrupted”

[Skylar @skylarsecretss]

@enchantednaz funny how men call it "the end of feminism" every time a woman lives the exact kind of free, self-directed life feminism fought for