Kirsten

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[episode one @E1podcast]

donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

I once dated an Argentinian girl and she was like "I'm gonna make you traditional Argentinian food 🥰" and it was steak and mashed potatoes. It was good and I was grateful but I was like babe I've had this before

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

Stop hey what's that sound everybody kill what's making sound

[Haha ya @Hey54636]

The woke mafia

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

cutting all my fingers off to prevent myself from dm’ing woah vicky

[dawn @rundry]

Why isn't everything different from the way it is

[alien @fastestUFO]

blowjobs should be illegal

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

what if he was called crawly kirk and he was a centipede

[Cletus @__cletus___]

You dye your poop with food coloring to make it look like mine

[Dilbert but gay @DilbertButGay]

another long day at the office! i have sex w/ men instead of women

[Fatmireplay2muchbruhh @Crapmire]

bloodhound lil jeff: the musical

[Haha ya @Hey54636]

A tv show about a guy who gets laid sometimes

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

Had a dream a woman bought me a jar of meal worms to eat as a treat, very vivid

[CJ The X @cjthex]

as a child i would close my eyes and press on them w my hands inducing an endlessly unfolding abstract flow of shape & colour. Couldnt tell "where" i was seeing it. made my eyes hurt but i taught it to multiple other kids. loved it

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

There is much suffering in this world. And it’s all happening right here, in this club. …
Dude hey— Hey, let’s go outside

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I’m so brave for having the flu

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Dude, just carve a perfect spear of rhetoric that will pierce the mind of culture