Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈

Married, full-time carer, part-time wit. Former musician, pen pusher, people helper, binman & batchelor. Occasional depressive.

Be nice to me...

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@fionajroberts1 Don't forget to pick up an arc welder and a diving suit.

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@paulwiggins @David_Suchet If someone in a public-facing position is unable to carry out their duties in a civilised manner, they should seek to be relieved of duties for the rest of the day. I'm not sure but, isn't the "deaf" remark a form of hate-speech?

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@KayM77 Have you considered getting someone in to help?

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@KayM77 @lydiakauppi The fact that people feel able to say "I think what he 'actually' means is..." is why people 'interpreting' the bible is always dubious.

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@Eman5695 My mum had a special way to iron and fold handkerchiefs so that they made a little pocket.

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@itvfootball #worldcup
He didn't "miss" the penalty, it was saved, by the goalkeeper, the other person involved.
#goalkeepersarefootballerstoo

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@Ireland1973Lisa They wish to offer the Mexicans some stiff competition

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@KayM77 It tookme until now to realise I have no preference, I believe I have, at one point or another, caught every single one in an item of clothing.

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@chefsevenn I recognise the words but can not comprehend the concept.

[Amy ❯❯❯❯❯ @absolutelyamyyy]

Derry Girls is one of the best TV shows ever made and chronically underrated! Must watch if you haven’t already👌🏻
Excellent soundtrack too👌🏻

And I will not hear otherwise

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@Gypsypup13 I live in a bungalow, 5 windows £7.

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@KayM77 Frankly I don't think it would work for me

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@Clarabell045788 To be fair, I've never owned biscuits long enough to find out.

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@Clarabell045788 They do say you reap what you sow

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@PolitlcsUK @Nick_Wellings Tony Blair lived in number 11, he swapped with Gordon Brown so he could have a bigger flat.

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@Meliden @PolitlcsUK Brava!

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@Clarabell045788 A year? I'd swap it for a week

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@reece_dinsdale Can he actually lift both his arms?

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@KayM77 I'm sorry about that, you're very likeable

[Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈 @dippcol]

@KayM77 As long as you're not frying anything