Eczemommy

Bicon💜, 🦁, 7, ENFJ, Ravenclaw, mystic, 🔥 nation, Azian, chaotic neutral, “I’m on 6 beta blockers and a large iced coffee, I have no idea what I’m here for.

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

Picture the waiter at an Olive Garden grating fresh Parmesan onto your 5th plate of never ending pasta but the waiter is me scratching off my dead eczema skin and the pasta is the floor of this airplane

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

@_smokinoken This is what I tell people about my eczema

[audrey @foldyrhands]

do you think amy and annie ever explored each other's bodies

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

The way in my HEART I was a battered woman when I listened to Face Down by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus when I was 12

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

My bf @ me whenever we went to a restaurant in May: “Does my AAPI want an appie?”

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

My bf had peanuts and tortillas for lunch bc he “likes the way the salt tastes with the salt”

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

I’m still young enough to do coke but not young enough to stay up past midnight

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

@_smokinoken @Sbae_blessJ Not much what’s catsup w u

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

This made me go buy a very big very loud truck

[ABC News @ABC]

LOOK UP: Video captures a UFO-like lens cloud over the Turkish city of Bursa. https://t.co/EAhrTWPhaW

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

My eczema is scratch and sniff but it just smells like skin

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

Need a man to tear up my guts the way Paul Hollywood tears up a focaccia when he judges it

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

Dream blunt rotation: the cholula woman and the Lao gamma spicy chili crisp man

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Still to this day.. I wonder how this even works

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

@Sbae_blessJ Period

[a @lolennui]

shout out to paleolithic people for petting those wolves, you really did us a solid

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

@Sbae_blessJ How’s it smell

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

It’s so controversial yet brave for me to tweet rn instead of just making a group chat of all the (19) people who follow me and texting them about having my ass ate whenever I’m manic

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

Once I get all snug as a bug in a rug it’s over for you hoes

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

Need subwoofers in my car to listen to my books on tape

[mankrik's wife guy @byelacey]

imagine being john green and giving the title of "worst website" to twitter after what tumblr did to him

[Eczemommy @dippedinranch]

Shai Hulud

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Heidi Klum dresses up as worm for Halloween.