Elle

give a man a chicken and u’ll feed him for a day; teach a man the chicken and god damn he’ll rock that dance floor.

[ItzzKayzz @Itzzkayzz]

Chris Colbert fight judges #boxing #PlantBenavidez

[Elle @dipppa1]

Every few days I remember the fact that my guy friend threw out his back and dislocated a rib while doing the nasty

[Elle @dipppa1]

@quakingoats Wanna do it with the dead snail I have in a jar in my apartment?

[Elle @dipppa1]

LITERALLY SAW HIM ON INSTA THIS MORNING AND THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[Cormac 🇵🇸 @yungpapist]

The most college freshman looking athlete in history

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

[Elle @dipppa1]

@quakingoats Paul that texted me? Irish. Let him tickle your ivories.

[Elle @dipppa1]

@officialparkmom I can help

[Elle @dipppa1]

@AMorbidPodcast ash, has anyone told you you look like a young principal weems yet?

[Elle @dipppa1]

@officialparkmom The last one!! Okayyyyyy!

[Elle @dipppa1]

@quakingoats One of th boxers does do i just…. But it in the discord server

[george 🍉 @quakingoats]

freshman year hs i dated a guy who said he didn’t have any feeling in his left hand but i was so convinced he was lying that one time (while watching kevin hart) i just bit the fuck out of his hand. he felt it.

[Elle @dipppa1]

@quakingoats Put the phone down sweetie you’re at a birthday party

[Drew Hoolhorst @drewber]

just heard someone say “they’re not symptoms of depression, they’re blues clues” and that’s how i’m going to explain being sad forever now.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

Jason Derulo has slipped on Harry Styles’ spit and fallen down the stairs at the Venice Film Festival

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

a calm boyfriend 🤝🏻 a dramatic girlfriend

[maombi 🎞️ @beelcher]

my horny ass could NOT live next to the man with the yellow hat 😭😭😭

[Elle @dipppa1]

@123ellaz @yvngelon Girl… you done forsaken me